Mistress of Oddities

"For nowadays, the world is lit by lightning."- The Glass Menagerie

[bresketch-deactivated20230602]

did someone say Disney+ series????

[dundermifflinscranton]

[dundermifflinscranton]

[peeta-mybreadboy]

Percy: Hey, Nico! The floor is lava!

Nico: *lays down on the floor*

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[brakehagev2-deactivated20191106]

me when i think i’ve made a funny post

my followers

[weavemama]

JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS ALL OF US

[pro-diversity]

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

[brittany-murphy]

[purplelittlemermaid]

Real.

[dellalovespeppermints]

Every Episode of The Office: Office Olympics (Season 2, Episode 3)

[lightincubus]

[hoebama]

Idk why I’m sad rn but it’s prolly cos of white people

[teamcoco]

WATCH: The Ice Cube Family Christmas Card

[itsagifnotagif]

I am deceased

[gothicprep]

“GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL”

“sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse”

“oh rad bring it in”

[doors-death]

What if, when Percy dies, Riptide disappears because it thinks no one will be as worthy a wielder then Perseus Jackson

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

[freckled-heart]

zeus

[ladyhexane]

#i meAN YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG

[kyloren-is-my-life]

fuckboy: I wanna put my dick in it. zeus: my son