The Mind of a Pegabee

We are Anna and Cate. These are our 3 AM Quotes of Friendship. (Yes, we actually SAID these things.)

[pegabeeweirdos]

Anna: Can an elephant undo a banana peel though?

Cate: I don’t know. But Abu did it in Aladdin. It hit him in the eye though. So I guess not.

Anna: It’s a cartoon!

[pegabeeweirdos]

Cate: Even without my glasses I can still function.

Anna: Enough not to run into walls?

Cate: Yeah.

Anna: I can't. Sometimes I run into walls and fart.

[pegabeeweirdos]

He's in a sheet, that's a good reason... to piss your pants.

Anna

[pegabeeweirdos]

'Sugar We're Going Down' played on the radio the other day. I was the happiest little camper in all the land.

Anna

[pegabeeweirdos]

Well he's not the brightest bulb in the cherry...picker.

Anna

[pegabeeweirdos]

Cate: I liked that last bit... about dancing like you’re peeing.

Anna: Yeah.

Cate: ...or dancing like you just farted and are instead rolling on the floor.

Anna:

[pegabeeweirdos]

Anna: That horse's name is Golden Soul.

Cate: I'm betting on Jesse McCartney's horse.

[pegabeeweirdos]

Cate: Maybe Justin Bieber is from Pluto. Maybe that’s why it’s not a planet anymore.

Anna: NASA is smart!

[pegabeeweirdos]

Random Guy: Do either if you have men in your life?

Cate: NO

Dude: Why?

Anna: They stupid.

[pegabeeweirdos]

*Anna un-Velcros her shoes*

Cate: I thought you had just let one rip, and I did nothing to deserve that.

[pegabeeweirdos]

Cate: They're on the left.

Anna: My left or the plate's left?

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Anna: We’d have to live in a huge mansion with wings. You take the West Wing. I’ll take the East Wing. 

Cate: “I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE WEST WING!”

[pegabeeweirdos]

That's what we should do tonight. Dance, get drunk, roll on the floor farting.

Anna

[pegabeeweirdos]

Anna: My leg looks awkward.

Cate: Does it look different than it did earlier today?

Anna: Yeah, it's upside-down.

[pegabeeweirdos]

My lipstick shade is “Blood of Angry Men” and in my Gothic phase, I usually go for “Dark of Ages Past.”

-- Cate

[pegabeeweirdos]

Cate: The plane almost hit the star but then it didn't and I was a little disappointed and a little happy....

Anna: TEQUILA!!

[pegabeeweirdos]

Cate: Don't worry I would never hurt you.

Anna: Yes you would, you threw cheese at me earlier.