[fakehistory]

Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)

[just-shower-thoughts]

People would take care of themselves better if they had healthbars

[catlips001]

JUST LIKE

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[dinuguan]

eatin’ ass under water

call that pacific rim

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[pettycentral]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

[sonypraystation]

if yall have chase, and ur account goes in the negative and they charge you that BULLSHIT fee just call them and act like sad and stupid about it. I did it twice and it works, after explaining how BULLSHIT the fee system is for like the fifth time the call receptionist might wipe it to rush you off the phone. 

pwease Explain tha owvadwaft again? im so stupid im sowwy :) sike BITCH fuck banks

[issablogyall]

How much of my white voice do I got to put on to finesse the phone rep?

[sonypraystation]

i say you only need about 55% of your power level, the workers on the phone line have to fake american accents so everyone involved already got a mask on 😩

[browsedankmemes]

[porterr-robinson]

[shitsub]

[miranda-mundt-art]

I can’t DO April Fool’s, cuz my ass will just sincerely take you at face value 99% of the time because who am I to say you’re making that up or not?? I don’t know your life. 

I was at a restaurant once and asked for a Nutella milkshake and hes like “oh we’re out of that” and I, being someone who doesn’t want to make their lives difficult was like “oh okay, chocolate milkshake” and he said they were out of that, so when i was like “Alright… water is fine then” he said they were out of water and it was only then that I began to process that he was PROBABLY fucking with me. 

No one can joke with me - at any time of the year - in public because I’ll just stare blankly as I am attempting to process and figure out the best way to respond but it will be JUST long enough to make YOU uncomfortable and think I’m an idiot. 

[miranda-mundt-art]

[chiefofsinnersandofsufferers-de]

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Played during the ‘finale’ of the the film ‘Hereditary.’

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

[catchymemes]

[whyareyouherestill-deactivated2]

WILD

[damianimated]

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[theweirdwideweb]

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]