No Religion Could Ever Save My Soul

20+ || nsfw, Minors will be shot on sight. I do Not care for pronouns. Bi. okay-ish writer. Sometimes I draw. There’s a person behind this blog! Talk to me, asks are open :)

[pegging-satan]

Hello my name in-game is Claire. It’s not my real name, but fuck it, you can call me that. It’s a nice name.

Here’s a list of fandoms and characters I think about a lot (and will maybe write for, not necessarily smut but just general non-sexual things too)

Haikyuu: Keishin Ukai, Ushiwaka

L&DS: Zayne, Sylus, Caleb, Luke and Kieran

BSD: Kunikida, Fukuzawa, skk, fyolai, ranpoe

JJK: Toji, Nanami, Higuruma, Choso, Sukuna

AOT: Jean, Levi, Erwin, Reiner

Blue Lock: Shidou, Sae, Karasu, Kaiser, Ness

Occasionally a Bleach feature (Urahara I will fuck u nasty style)

Yes I am also a yaoi enjoyer, as the kids say, fujoshi-ing it out straight up

Yeah all the Haikyuu ones, most of the blue lock ones, snowcrow, snowapple is so real, actually I think all of them should fuck. skk, sskk, old man yaoi 1.0 and 2.0 with Fukuzawa, stsg, Gojokuna has a kick to it too. Reijean, eruri, obviously.

Also, yes women. Kiyoko, my goat. Captain Jenna and Simone and Talia marry me pls. Yosano, Kouyou, Gin, Higuchi, the Guild ladies. Shoko Maki and Yuki; the straps are ready😋 Hange loml, Ymir, Historia, Sasha Annie I love u all sm hands in marriage pls.

I have no posting schedule, it’s based purely on vibes, I just post what I want when I want.

I may from time to time indulge in dark content, though I might not necessarily write abt it but there will definitely be darker themes in here for example dubcon/noncon, ya know, hard kinks, similar things. Just keep that in mind

Anyways, I appreciate any interaction be it comments or reblogs, I love hearing what people have to say <3 feel free to send asks or DMs or requests. it can be anything. And I’m open to making friends so don’t hesitate, I don’t bite (well I do, but affectionately)

Wip list

[ohummhi]

Gonna keep sucking til he pulls me off by my hair

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I have someone over in my house and his political takes are making me wanna make out with him so hard omg

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What a pilot centric month for me omg. This Caleb birthday card features planes? Him being a pilot? WHATS WITH ME AND PILOTS?! Omg

This can’t be a coincidence this is a coincidence but man. Wow. Just when I was thinking about my real fighter pilot beloved. Now my beloved fictional pilot. The universe works in mysterious ways

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So sorry for the lack of recent posts. My mind has been hijacked by my real life historical war hero crush for the foreseeable future (I’ve thought about him every single day for the last few weeks) and this year will be six years since I found out about him and 86 years since he died. (Focus shifted to my history nerd self) to put it into perspective he’s kind of like a mix of Caleb and Gideon and only like, five other people in the world know of his existence so talk about a niche interest. So anyways I’m in love with him. This is an essential part of my lore btw. I’ve made posts about him on every social media I own and also why I get mysteriously sad around June-July-August.

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No because I told a friend of mine about him and she looked him up and was like “hey see I found this pretty lengthy article! You might like it!” It was my article. I wrote it.

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So sorry for the lack of recent posts. My mind has been hijacked by my real life historical war hero crush for the foreseeable future (I’ve thought about him every single day for the last few weeks) and this year will be six years since I found out about him and 86 years since he died. (Focus shifted to my history nerd self) to put it into perspective he’s kind of like a mix of Caleb and Gideon and only like, five other people in the world know of his existence so talk about a niche interest. So anyways I’m in love with him. This is an essential part of my lore btw. I’ve made posts about him on every social media I own and also why I get mysteriously sad around June-July-August.

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Lads as conversations between me and my friends pt1

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In honour of pride month let’s just take a moment to appreciate this beautiful photo I still think it’s the greatest picture ever taken of me. The lipstick mark…🥴

Exclusive tutorial but make it yuri mwehehehe😼

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Every so often I’ll go on a date just to confirm if I’m still not attracted to men and each time I’m not attracted to them. I am a huge lesbian EXCEPT ☝️ for this one guy.

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First you bake the cookies. Then the cookies bake you.

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It is so stupid to get a crush on your weed guy. It’s so strange. So fucking random. It’s like developing a crush on your atm machine. A means to an end. Why am I fantasising about making edibles with him in my kitchen at 5 in the morning. What is. Wrong with me. He’s literally my weed guy. He gives me the funny plant. It’s literally the most unserious plant out there.

[ravenyibi]

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LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI LADS YURI

[cherrieemei]

another one💪🏼💪🏼

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Amazing news to receive during pride month:::

My cousin is explaining pride month to her mom. Because I am not the only gay cousin. And mom says yeah she supports them or whatever. Gays are cool I guess.

Hey, speaking of gays, how’s Claire?

Boy the way I cracked up when she told me that. Oh my god. And that’s not all I was like WHY DOES SHE THINK IM GAY and my sister told me that MY MOM TOLD HER MOM and I’m like HUH I DONT think she knows? And she’s like oh no she knows.

I’m dying on the floor laughing because the way I looked in 2020? If she stereotyped me she did it correctly 😭

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GAYS!!!!

[butchfemmesylus]

do you think snowcrow could be like butch femme like butch sylus femme zayne or what do the masses think

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I feel in my heart Sylus is a femme fatale and Zayne is soft femme uhhhhhh basically like

Ya know?