No Religion Could Ever Save My Soul

A Gajillion Posts Written by a Lonely Horny Bisexual. 20+ || nsfw, Minors will be shot on sight. okay-ish writer. Sometimes I draw. There’s a person behind this blog! Talk to me, asks are open :)

[pegging-satan]

Hello my name in-game is Claire. It’s not my real name, but fuck it, you can call me that. It’s a nice name.

Here’s a list of fandoms and characters I think about a lot (and will maybe write for, not necessarily smut but just general non-sexual things too)

Haikyuu: Keishin Ukai, Ushiwaka

L&DS: Zayne, Sylus, Caleb, Luke and Kieran

BSD: Kunikida, Fukuzawa, skk, fyolai, ranpoe

JJK: Toji, Nanami, Higuruma, Choso, Sukuna

AOT: Jean, Levi, Erwin, Reiner

Blue Lock: Shidou, Sae, Karasu, Kaiser, Ness

Occasionally a Bleach feature (Urahara I will fuck u nasty style)

Yes I am also a yaoi enjoyer, as the kids say, fujoshi-ing it out straight up

Yeah all the Haikyuu ones, most of the blue lock ones, snowcrow, snowapple is so real, actually I think all of them should fuck. skk, sskk, old man yaoi 1.0 and 2.0 with Fukuzawa, stsg, Gojokuna has a kick to it too. Reijean, eruri, obviously.

Also, yes women. Kiyoko, my goat. Captain Jenna and Simone and Talia marry me pls. Yosano, Kouyou, Gin, Higuchi, the Guild ladies. Shoko Maki and Yuki; the straps are ready😋 Hange loml, Ymir, Historia, Sasha Annie I love u all sm hands in marriage pls.

I have no posting schedule, it’s based purely on vibes, I just post what I want when I want.

I may from time to time indulge in dark content, though I might not necessarily write abt it but there will definitely be darker themes in here for example dubcon/noncon, ya know, hard kinks, similar things. Just keep that in mind

Anyways, I appreciate any interaction be it comments or reblogs, I love hearing what people have to say <3 feel free to send asks or DMs or requests. it can be anything. And I’m open to making friends so don’t hesitate, I don’t bite (well I do, but affectionately)

Wip list

[mykirstein]

jean eating you out at night during a mission and tries his best to keep you quiet >__< #NeedThat. nsfw drabble! mdni

“fuck baby, you need to quiet down” jean lifted his head from between your thighs, your juice dripping down from his mouth.

“i’m trying” was all you managed to reply with as he lowered his gaze to your cunt which he had methodically eaten out for the past couple minutes.

you were the only ones in the tent, but it wouldn’t take long before the other scouts from the nearby ones would catch you in the act. after all, you were on a mission. but you can’t help it when you have such a loving boyfriend willing to please you when- and wherever, right?

jean slid his hand up your legs making you shiver. it crept higher until he reached your mouth, whereas you instinctively invited his fingers in. he pressed down on your tongue as his own worked like magic on you, running up and down your folds the way he knew you liked it.

as you felt yourself getting closer, you couldn’t help rocking your hips back and forth, making his nose repeatedly hit your achingly sensitive bud.

sucking on jean’s fingers always helped keeping your volume down, but as you sensed that familiar feeling of release it was definitely a challenge. as you whimpered and swiftly grabbed his hair for support, jean groaned against your pussy and the vibrations sent you over the edge.

he slowed down to help you through the high, his eyes fluttered open and met yours. a small smile of victory appeared on his face as he admired his work — you, perfectly spread out, cum dripping out of you and hair sweatily stuck to your forehead.

jean was the kind of guy to never expect anything in return, and as he laid down behind you he put one hand over you and squeezed you closer to him.

“you did good baby.” was the last thing you heard before the two of you drifted off to sleep.

[yotume]

Thanks for the request.

[zaynezone]

STRESS RELIEF (ft. Zayne, Sylus, & Valko)

synopsis: The only way to relieve stress is with them pairings (separate): Zayne x f!reader, Sylus x f!reader, Valko x f!reader content: oral (m!receiving with Zayne, fem!receiving with Sylus), dry humping (with Valko)

Zayne

Sometimes you really worried for Zayne's blood pressure.

Most days, he came home exhausted. That wasn't necessarily a bad thing, but it was the days were he trudged into the door like this that worried you.

His jaw is clenched, brows still knit like he's replaying an argument over in his head. The anger is his eyes softens when he sees you curled on the couch but it isn't erased completely. Luckily for him, you know exactly what he needs.

"Just like that..." Zayne sighs the moment your tongue swirls around his tip, watching him throw his head back in pleasure. His hand at the back of your neck tightens as you take him deeper.

You've blown Zayne enough times to know exactly how he likes it. And you know him enough to know what he really needs right now.

When you finally reach the base of him, mindful to stay breathing through your nose and not choke, you look up through teary eyes. It takes one look for him to understand.

His hips move carefully at first, slowly fucking your throat so as to let you get used to it. But once you squeeze his thighs, pleading for more? He's not holding back.

"Such a-fuck-good girl. Letting me use you." His actions are just as debased as his words, fucking your face so hard you don't even have time to choke, tip almost definitely bruising the back of your throat.

You've never been more wet in your life.

He doesn't cum down your throat like you'd expected. Instead, he pulls out, groaning as his cum shoots onto your open mouth and cheeks. Zayne is nearly doubled over, panting as he leans down to kiss you messily.

"So good for me. Let me take care of you now, okay?"

Sylus

Maybe you brought some of this stress onto yourself.

I mean, you WERE choosing to be in a serious relationship with your job's number 1 target. But, none of them really knew just how incredible Sylus was. Otherwise, they'd totally understand.

Of course, that doesn't help the pit of anxiety in your stomach every time Onychinus gets mentioned in the briefing room.

Today had been bad. There'd been a three hour long meeting about their various activities, and you'd had a knot in your stomach the entire time. Even as you step into your bedroom, you can feel it. So, there's really only one thing to do.

"Lay down." You don't explain, but Sylus gets the message. He smirks, setting his book aside and laying down on the bed as you strip down.

"Bad day?" He asks as you straddle his face. His evol wraps around your upper body to keep you steady, though his iron grip on your thighs makes it clear you won't fall.

"Less talking." You plead, squirming at the feeling of his warm breath against your pussy. He smirks, and then dives in so quickly you immediately cry out.

To his credit, Sylus is amazing at eating you out. Seriously, how he knows every spot that makes you scream, you'll never understand. But you definitely aren't complaining.

"O-oh fuck! Right there!" You gasp, back arching as you grip his silver locks. He moans at the sensation, ever the masochist.

You cum hard on his tongue, nearly seeing stars. But his grip doesn't loosen, and you're quickly whining from overstimulation.

"S-Sylus! I can't! Fuck!" You gasp, having to grip the headboard so you don't rip the hair from his head. He hums, fingers replacing his tongue as he pulls away.

"You wanted to use me, remember sweetie? Just relax and let me take care of you."

Valko

Honestly, you really don't know why Valko does this to himself.

It was his company after all, he didn't need to be working so hard! Still, he found things to busy himself with endlessly, only to drag himself to your place, exhausted and overwhelmed.

"Poor thing..." You coo as he sinks into the bed, head resting on your lap as he lays on your stomach. He sighs as your fingers card through his hair, scratching his scalp lightly.

"You smell nice." He mumbles, propping himself up so he can press his lips to yours. You smile into it, pulling him a little closer.

"I tried a new lotion tonight. You like it?" You pull him with you as you lay back, his large form settling in between your legs. He sighs, and you can already feel the anxiety starting to melt off him.

"I do. I just..." He shifts, moving even closer to you and pressing his body closer. You whimper involuntarily when he grinds against you.

Perhaps he'd been a little too busy lately.

"You smell-fuck-b-better like this..." Valko murmurs, his whole body pressed against yours as his hips grind back and forth between your legs. Despite the layers of clothing, you whine at the sensation, pleasure shooting through you.

His stress becomes clear with the way his movements become frantic, pressing his lips to yours to kiss you sloppily. Usually, Valko likes to take his time, moving slowly and whispering sweet nothings in your ear. But you're definitely not complaining at this change of pace.

"God!" He gasps, fingers digging into your flesh as he makes a mess of his pants. You can't help but smile, even if you weren't quite there. He'll make it up to you in a minute.

"Feeling better?"

"Like you wouldn't believe."

[pegging-satan]

July is genuinely cursed I think. Way too much has just happened to me so I cut my hair. Because hair holds memories. I feel lighter already. Sigh.

[pegging-satan]

Thinking about pursuing a law degree not because I wanna become a lawyer but just to know the law. I can’t believe I’ve been in college for six years and now it’s gonna be 9 if I decide to go through with this. 🤨

[pegging-satan]

Rum mixed with warm water is just the best thing for you if ur sick #homeremedies

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[pegging-satan]

Just used the Kendrick approach on a mf before straight blocking his bitch ass I’ve never felt better thanks Kendrick for teaching me how to hate on a mf properly 🙏

[pegging-satan]

All this World Cup hype has made me go back to blue lock lol I kinda forgot how obsessed I was with Shidou lol

[pegging-satan]

YES MOMMY

Drawing in a moving bus is really testing my patience :)

[pegging-satan]

I just love the idea of Sylus sipping straight whiskey from a “World’s Best Dad Boss” mug that Luke and Kieran gave him as almost kind of a joke lol. Every time he takes a sip of something ts is NOT water. His blood is more alcohol than plasma. His liver has just simply started ignoring him. He behaves like a completely normal functional human being but he’s an actual walking fire hazard lmao. Enough alcohol in his bloodstream to sterilise surgical equipment. He blows out a candle and becomes a flamethrower 😭

[pegging-satan]

Sylus would be a femme top and Caleb would be a butch bottom and Zayne would be a bisexual switch ykwim

[pegging-satan]

Zayne and Sylus domming Caleb 😋

[pegging-satan]

Sylus would be a femme top and Caleb would be a butch bottom and Zayne would be a bisexual switch ykwim

[pegging-satan]

Drawing this is def in my agenda someday

[pegging-satan]

Sylus would be a femme top and Caleb would be a butch bottom and Zayne would be a bisexual switch ykwim

[yotume]

[ethjayy]

anyways so