Friends, Waffles, Work

Olivia | 18 Controlled lesbian disaster

[trickster-dyke]

Thanos: hey fuck shit up on earth and bring the tesseract to me

Loki:

[fairlyoddchica]

During THAT battle.

Peter: I am very small

Peter: and i have no money.

Peter: and i’m getting attacked by aliens from every direction

Peter: cause somebody left ME with the gauntlet.

Peter: so you can imagine the kind of stress i’m under.

[grishaswand-deactivated20230323]

The MCU women: *standing strong and united, in formation ready to kick Thanos' purple ass*

Me, a wlw: holy fuck

[onetreehil]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

[avengersthings]

thanos: *lays his eyes on peter parker*

carol:

[medusabraids]

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

[freddled-gruntbuggly42]

um excuse me, I just found out they made a full cover, why did no one tell me

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

[queerlyglittering]

it’s the take on me girl

[gardenoffish]

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

[iprofessorwumbo]

So I went to church today and in the Catholic setting there’s this rite of sprinkling water or whatnot and it’s basically when the priest(s) get a small bucket of holy water and splish you with it with a holy… mace… thing… anyway you get a couple of drops on your head and that’s it. Well the entire time people were flinching and so he gets back to the altar after alls said and done and he’s like, “Guys, it’s just holy water. If it burns, come see me after mass.”

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Gordon Ramsey is secretly proud of his daughter inheriting his skills at laying out sick burns!!!!

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

She learned from the best. :D

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[intergalacticsuperstar]

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

[lmaonade]

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

[citrusriot]

Are you fucking serious?

[lmaonade]

i would never lie

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[obishus-deactivated20200520]

This post has made me so happy.

[pizzaotter]

A M A Z I N G

[kaladinadolin]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH MY HEART IS SCREAMINGG

[trapqueen-of-ferelden]