☆˚∘ - General John Macnamara.

⊹˚∘˙- John MacNamara RP acc ; Read Pinned !! - ⊹˚∘˙

[peip-wecallitpeep]

"Welcome. . .to P.E.I.P HQ. "

. . .Greetings Citizens. I am General John MacNamara, a part of Special Unit P.E.I.P, We call it "Peep". You probably have never heard of us, which is understandable. But we are everywhere, all you need to do is take a peep.

. . . that was a joke.

I am open to most questions. If I can disclose information, I will. After all my branch of the military is very secretive, so I cannot say all of the things we do or work on, for our safety and yours.

However, all I can say is if you need any assistance with things related to supernatural phenomena, this is the place to ask.

I am here to assist and serve.

OOC// BOUNDARIES

Helloooo!! This is my Oc blog! I'm Caz and I run this fine piece of work. Nifty right? Right! I'm fine with most interaction, but ofc I do have rules and regulations :]

-No NSFW, that's just weird to me.

-Shipping is fine!! I mainly ship Crossnamara (John and Wilbur) but I'm open to other stuff!! Just lmk in advance

-VERY open to interaction, Spam my Inbox

-Please be patient with me, I forget to respond sometimes !! My motivation rises and falls but trust me I'll do my best to get back as soon as I can!

Besides that, Go wild!! :]

Please note: I live in EST Timezone, so if I don't respond for hours at a time I'm sleeping.

This is my main acc btw!! @cazzarole

TAGS WHICH I MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT USE

" Wear a watch " - Answering Asks

" Into the black and white " - Roleplay archive tag

"Word from the General " - Posting in character

OOC - Out of Character

[peip-wecallitpeep]

throws rocks at you

Well that's not very nice.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

opinion on spiders?

They're wonderful creatures that help the environment more than people know, I give them my full respect.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

perchance any peip "peep" jokes? Homophones are funny, in fact.

Why, of course. I can agree homophones are one of the funniest forms of comedy.

PEIP can be paired into a variety of phrases to make the punchline. Like the phrase "Not a peep" can be changed to "not a PEIP". I've told that one quite a few times, never fails on its humor factor I'll say.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Sighssss if only someone...anyone.... sent asks into my inbox. Sighs...

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Haven’t seen you since last year. Ha.

- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]

Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.

[previously-missing-in-action]

You could never rid of me, Johnny. Don’t worry, love.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Unfortunate circumstance that is.

[previously-missing-in-action]

Maybe I’ll come visit you now. I’ve been meanin’ to. But you know.. The holidays happened. Didn’t need your husband to see me.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

At least we can both agree on that. I'd rather you not visit, with or without the holidays. Our "deal" has been done for months.

[previously-missing-in-action]

You still haven’t asked about the fate of that damn CD..

But, hey. Maybe I should finally introduce myself to that husband in person. You’ve always spoke so positively of him. A wonderful replacement, I must at least see him. Talk to him.

Unless you have a better idea that’ll keep me away, Johnny.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

I haven't asked because I don't need to know, it's in your hands now. You can do what you like with it.

I thought you didn't want my husband to see you. He's not a replacement, I love him for him alone.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Haven’t seen you since last year. Ha.

- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]

Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.

[previously-missing-in-action]

You could never rid of me, Johnny. Don’t worry, love.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Unfortunate circumstance that is.

[previously-missing-in-action]

Maybe I’ll come visit you now. I’ve been meanin’ to. But you know.. The holidays happened. Didn’t need your husband to see me.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

At least we can both agree on that. I'd rather you not visit, with or without the holidays. Our "deal" has been done for months.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Haven’t seen you since last year. Ha.

- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]

Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.

[previously-missing-in-action]

You could never rid of me, Johnny. Don’t worry, love.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Unfortunate circumstance that is.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Haven’t seen you since last year. Ha.

- [ @previously-missing-in-action ]

Oh, That's clever. Wish it would have stayed that way, frankly.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

An arm swiftly pulls in John, tight around the man's chest. Forcefully having him look towards him. It's Wiley, of course. It's other hand held up a dainty and nearly-dead piece of Mistletoe. Between the two of them.

"Tis' the season. Isn't it?" And it couldn't help the toothy grin it beamed, paired with a small little wink.

-- @previously-missing-in-action [/nf]

🦅> [ For a second, he was startled. Not due to cowardess, but instead proper military reflexes. His body was tense till, of course, he saw who it was. The General gave Wiley a tired glare, looking between it and the mistletoe. He let out a sigh and closed his eyes tight for a moment. Then, He placed a hand on the other's shoulder and (gently, all things considered) pushed it back and put distance between them. ]

" It is, but even with the holidays, I'll skip out on this tradition. "

[previously-missing-in-action]

“You’ll skip out on the—“

It cut itself off in disbelief, eyebrows raising. It unravelled like rope around him, but the mistletoe stayed firmly in its hand. Eyebrows furrowed together as Wiley stared at him. Without much glee. Even its smile dropped.

“First our personal tradition with our door, now the sappy-dappy ol’ generic tradition the whole world does?” It complained, the distance barely lingering. Stepping forward, mistletoe raised once more between them. “Just a lil’ kiss, Johnny. It won’t hurt. Just a single one and I’ll be right out of your hair. I’ll even leave you alone for Christmas and the day after. Let you enjoy the holidays with your real lover.”

[peip-wecallitpeep]

" No. I thought my stance on things like this was clear from the last time we saw each other. "

🦅> [ He declined sternly, his tone indicating his unwillingness to budge on the matter. The man stepped backward away from the other, his eye flicking to the mistletoe for a brief second as if it'd attack him before looking back at Wiley. ]

" That fact is debatable, it would hurt. So get whatever ideal reaction you thought you were gonna get from this out of your head. "

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Dogs just attacked me #sad

Are you alright?? If the dog or dogs happened to break skin then I'd highly advise going to a hospital. Also keep in mind if their mouths were frothing, That could be a sign of rabies.

Stay safe citizen.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Sorry about this then.

[A shot glass of whiskey appears on his desk regardless.]

🥃

🦅 > [ Oh. He stared at it for a moment, maybe even three. Before deciding to just ignore it, he didn't want to drink it or touch it. I mean, it'd be unwise to really. What if it was cursed? Usually things that appear out if thin air aren't exactly. . . Safe for consumption or touch ]

[peip-wecallitpeep]

An arm swiftly pulls in John, tight around the man's chest. Forcefully having him look towards him. It's Wiley, of course. It's other hand held up a dainty and nearly-dead piece of Mistletoe. Between the two of them.

"Tis' the season. Isn't it?" And it couldn't help the toothy grin it beamed, paired with a small little wink.

-- @previously-missing-in-action [/nf]

🦅> [ For a second, he was startled. Not due to cowardess, but instead proper military reflexes. His body was tense till, of course, he saw who it was. The General gave Wiley a tired glare, looking between it and the mistletoe. He let out a sigh and closed his eyes tight for a moment. Then, He placed a hand on the other's shoulder and (gently, all things considered) pushed it back and put distance between them. ]

" It is, but even with the holidays, I'll skip out on this tradition. "

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Care for a drink General?

🥃

Ah, no thank you. I don't usually take things, especially drinks or consumption items, from people I don't know. But I appreciate the offer

[peip-wecallitpeep]

how many different versions of hatchetfield are there, and are there any where peip doesn't exist?

From our extensive research on the subject, we can concur that there are many different versions of Hatchetfield, and the universe in general. We know about 3 or so, but its logical to assume that there are far more than that.

As for if Peip is in them or not, well that remains unknown. I'd assume so, seems likely. But until we know for certain that answer remains just probable.

[peip-wecallitpeep]

Have this totally not suspicious coffee that totally doesn’t have any blue goo in it! *hands coffee cup*

" . . . No thank you. I'd hope this isn't an actual attempt to trick me, because if that is the goal I hope for your sake this isn’t your best effort. "

🦅> [ He doesn't take the cup, and instead pushes it away. Better luck next time I guess. ]

[peip-wecallitpeep]

would u marry Wiley if he wasn’t Wiley and was Wilbur cross n not evil

In the past, I would have considered it. But I've moved on, and now I wouldn't marry him at all. As I already have a husband, who I love dearly.

I'd kindly ask to stop getting these type of questions.