24 And New To The Internet he/they

Profesional actor and funky dude

[ultimatebeansmaster]

Good Mamdani Glaze sesh

[ultimatebeansmaster]

I think I’m at 60 mg in my system at the moment

[what-even-is-thiss]

You're religious? You're like so chill and not homophobic and believe sex workers deserve human rights

Considering that there are literally billions of religious people on the planet yes, some of us are progressives. Jesus says to share what you have and be kind to your neighbors so idk why I wouldn’t support human rights.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

I grew up incredibly religious but not conservative so as a kid I just thought I wasn’t religious.

[byjove]

*guy who has never heard of Hamilton* I don’t know why you guys are all shipping random founding fathers with each other and not Lewis and Clark who were definitely fucking in a tent every chance they got on that trip Brokeback Mountain style

[byjove]

*guy who just found out about Hamilton* haha no I totally knew you were talking about the musical, I was just joking. no, I don’t think about Lewis and Clark’s relationship as doomed yaoi. that’d be weird.

[hiei-harringtonmunson]

it wasn't doomed they were fine

[byjove]

William Clark named his firstborn son after Meriwether Lewis and Lewis committed suicide 10 months later…

[ultimatebeansmaster]

LEWIS WAS MURDERED

[ultimatebeansmaster]

I ALREADY HAVE THE GAME WHY MUST I BE ADVERTISED THE GAME

[ultimatebeansmaster]

Currently shrooms tripping,

Ads are so insidious, I hate them

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

You don’t understand I’ve invested everything into EA and GameStop. I’m losing money

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[ultimatebeansmaster]

I’m being a lot more active and outgoing today!

That’s the power of 20mg of sativa coursing through my veins!!

[byjove]

Did you know cracked shells are the most common cause for wild turtles to need rehabilitation? Did you know turtles with cracked shells are the most common reptiles in wildlife rehabilitation? Did you know it takes months for the shell to fuse back together? Did you know they fill in the empty spots with epoxy? Did you know that for reasons I cannot understand or articulate, I am fine watching footage of all other veterinary procedures but witnessing injured turtles undergo surgery makes me tear up with grief and sympathy? I have absolutely no idea why watching a spay on a mammal or the surgical repair of a broken leg or the draining of a hoof abscess on an ungulate does not bother me but little turtles being glued back together like Humpty Dumpty makes me hurt too. I’ve cleaned bite abscesses on cats and been fine but watching videos of turtles getting their shell glued together is where my mind draws the line for some reason.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

My guess is because of how life threatening a shell injury can be to a turtle. Cause the shell doesn’t cover their back, it is their back

[byjove]

Yes, I think so. Other broken bones are “just” broken bones but cracked shells open a void into the poor critter’s insides, which is horrifying to think of and extremely painful, I would assume, since turtles can feel their shells.

Anyway, the point of this post is that though shell fractures look extremely grave, they are often survivable if the critter receives prompt professional help. Native turtle species are in decline practically everywhere, every turtle matters, please keep an eye out for them when you are cutting the grass or moving heavy objects and please bring injured turtles to licensed wildlife rehabilitation facilities. They deserve to live long, happy, healthy lives.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

Thank you for the PSA

[byjove]

Did you know cracked shells are the most common cause for wild turtles to need rehabilitation? Did you know turtles with cracked shells are the most common reptiles in wildlife rehabilitation? Did you know it takes months for the shell to fuse back together? Did you know they fill in the empty spots with epoxy? Did you know that for reasons I cannot understand or articulate, I am fine watching footage of all other veterinary procedures but witnessing injured turtles undergo surgery makes me tear up with grief and sympathy? I have absolutely no idea why watching a spay on a mammal or the surgical repair of a broken leg or the draining of a hoof abscess on an ungulate does not bother me but little turtles being glued back together like Humpty Dumpty makes me hurt too. I’ve cleaned bite abscesses on cats and been fine but watching videos of turtles getting their shell glued together is where my mind draws the line for some reason.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

My guess is because of how life threatening a shell injury can be to a turtle. Cause the shell doesn’t cover their back, it is their back

[byjove]

Yes, I think so. Other broken bones are “just” broken bones but cracked shells open a void into the poor critter’s insides, which is horrifying to think of and extremely painful, I would assume, since turtles can feel their shells.

Anyway, the point of this post is that though shell fractures look extremely grave, they are often survivable if the critter receives prompt professional help. Native turtle species are in decline practically everywhere, every turtle matters, please keep an eye out for them when you are cutting the grass or moving heavy objects and please bring injured turtles to licensed wildlife rehabilitation facilities. They deserve to live long, happy, healthy lives.

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[ultimatebeansmaster]

My mind blown

[byjove]

Did you know cracked shells are the most common cause for wild turtles to need rehabilitation? Did you know turtles with cracked shells are the most common reptiles in wildlife rehabilitation? Did you know it takes months for the shell to fuse back together? Did you know they fill in the empty spots with epoxy? Did you know that for reasons I cannot understand or articulate, I am fine watching footage of all other veterinary procedures but witnessing injured turtles undergo surgery makes me tear up with grief and sympathy? I have absolutely no idea why watching a spay on a mammal or the surgical repair of a broken leg or the draining of a hoof abscess on an ungulate does not bother me but little turtles being glued back together like Humpty Dumpty makes me hurt too. I’ve cleaned bite abscesses on cats and been fine but watching videos of turtles getting their shell glued together is where my mind draws the line for some reason.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

My guess is because of how life threatening a shell injury can be to a turtle. Cause the shell doesn’t cover their back, it is their back

[ultimatebeansmaster]

Daily reminder that Dr Jekyll is the villain and not the victim

[strangestcase]

and also daily reminder that if you play your cards correctly you can pause Jekyll and Hyde movies at the exact moment you can see his boobs

[ultimatebeansmaster]

I did not no this lmao

[ultimatebeansmaster]

Daily reminder that Dr Jekyll is the villain and not the victim

[ultimatebeansmaster]

I think true healing will begin when we have public hearings for how Republicans govern their states.

[ultimatebeansmaster]

Everyone look!