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[pellepunk04]

A while ago my Instagram account got hacked, and I swear to God. The person who hacked me did NOTHING ELSE other than changing my pfp to this guy.

[pellepunk04]

So my parents sometimes put rattraps under the sink, and today there were 2 of them caught. And I wanted to see what they do with the dead rats so I followed my parents outside.

Once outside my dad removes one of the rats from the trap and proceeds to throw it while chanting “FLY! FLY! FLY!”.

I really wonder what I did to deserve my godlike parents.

[pellepunk04]

List of things that terrify me

1. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

and that’s the list

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I've decided im a softie now. no more cursed shit im just here to spread joy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no wait im over it

[pellepunk04]

Can’t you do both at the same time, gaud?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok maybe one more 👑 ⚰️ 🥳🥳🥳

[pellepunk04]

You’re giving me the feeling that YOU were the reason for his death...