Ainonie

WHAT THE FUNCH UP FUCK HUNK CHUNK

[blrdofprey]

casual teen titans + wonder woman. art by picolo 

[quaking-flesh-queen-deactivated]

I LOVE THIS

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[gif87a-com]

[weavemama]

the president is about to start WWIII over twitter and it’s only the first week of 2018

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

please someone tell me this is a fake tweet

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

it’s real.

[theawesomeadventurer]

God bless America

[aegyo-shinee]

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

[amehtanas]

UNMUTE THIS

[daddyslittledefect]

I literally showed this to my uncle yesterday and he was so offended that they cut it out

[iloveshikamaru]

why dont they just use guns in naruto

[panpakapaan]

[cerristrahm]

A video tape from James Rolfe with both spellings of the name on holy fuck am I really seeing this

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

MANDELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thegarsh]

So this whole “split universe” thing was really the publisher not knowing how to spell their own fucking IP.

[missing-the-90s]

[bone---head]

lol

[memewhore]

[youtubethumbnails]

[wavetapper]

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Blue lives rly don’t matter

[bringthebroken-back-to-life]

Seriously? My best friend is in the process of becoming a police officer. He means the world to me. He’s willing to put his life on the line in order to benefit others. Please think before you speak. Of course there’s terrible people in every profession, but don’t make such extreme generalizations and demonize everyone in an occupation because of the the stupidity of a few.

He’s literally the best man I’ve ever met in my entire life. He’s my best friend, and his life matters. You have no right to tell someone their life isn’t important. What the hell…

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Sucks that your best friend is a fucking pig. Not my fault he chose that profession though. He Made His Life Not Matter :/.

[actuallyread-thereceipts-deacti]

y'all a CRA is coming

call your senators and tell them to get onboard, and spread this to let others know.

[stellarsoular]

Do not let this die. I haven’t seen a net neutrality post in weeks. This is still happening and still very real.

[wyachasa]

[hl2]

This is from a conservative website complaining about Fallout being liberal propaganda but it’s really funny so I’m stealing it for the gays.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pinkcartier-blog]

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

Shut the fuck up and look at this.

[cabaretbf-deactivated20210307]

[aboxfullofdarkness]

You only WISH your contouring could be that Extra™