[wnwnmemo]

[nikiforoz]

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[romcom19]

just in case you need a reminder 💘

[nardacci-does-art]

A comic I did for a roadrunner-themed anthology collected by my local indie comics group, 7000BC.

[princessxombie]

i would 100% believe you if you told me this was based on a true story

[metalenergy]

[sunday-bug]

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[thatneoncrisis]

69ers but..... their keys

[the-queer-rambler]

Idk what this fandom is for but this feels pretty Ride or Die to me :0

@marsoid

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[gloomilo]

t e n t a c o o l

B)

[veryluckyclovers]

[normalguy3001]

[grynwood]

Remember to hydrate your necro 💧

[normally-blue]

The Emperor's Reason

[backrooms-live]

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches