The pathetic life of a pencil pusher

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i wanna bite dat juicy booty!

[pencilpusher24]

im so pathetic

[pencilpusher24]

i want to live a life of luxury

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*picking up a huge box of ed medicine*

im awesome

[pencilpusher24]

moots, like for a tbh

[pencilpusher24]

Hello,

How well do you think you would fare if placed in a torture labyrinth for an undisclosed period of time?

Thanks,

evilscientist1275

please get away from me

[pencilpusher24]

bob dylan cant write shit compared to me.

[pencilpusher24]

writing a script for a certain adult cartoon. cant tell you what its called but heres an example of a script i wrote.

Homer: Where did all my beer go?

Bart: *Buurrrp*

and basically the whole script follows this storyline. Let me know if theres any questions

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i just tested positive for soup flu

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it sucks being a person with a clerical job involving a lot of tedious and repetitive paperwork. welp. back to the grindstone.