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it’s been a while art prints✨

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Fun Ways to Refer to Sex

Was talking to my friend run3shadow about innuendos and this list occurred. It’s funny how many fun ways there are to say it and how few of them are in frequent use. 

Hide the sausage

Tickling the clam

Diddling the doo

Snozing the berry

Choke the chicken

Plant the purple mushroom

Bird the bees

Explore the cave

Spearing the dragon

Plundering the booty

Diving for pearls

 Fracking 

Flicking the bean

Pollinate the orchid

Drilling for diamonds

Doing dental work on the toothless ogre  

Rubbing the lamp in a cave of wonders 

Freeing the genie 

Riding the unicorn

Sheathing the sword 

Stirring the pudding 

Putting batter in the oven

Whisking the eggs

Noot noot in the toot toot

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writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

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tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

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A friend asked me if I had any pointers on drawing dingle dongles and I may or may not have gotten totally carried away and drew out a bunch of stuff, heheh. Figured Id post it just in case any nsfw artists found it helpful at all~

Also if I have any incorrect info or you have tips feel free to let me know. Always eager to supplement my penis expertise~ haha~

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thank you now everyone can stop drawing upside down dongs

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