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what if when the time comes to summon HABIT, and vinny has evan super-restrained as precautionary measures, they set the camera up and do whatever they have to do to summon it, but vinny is the one who becomes inHABITed?
I'm just gonna rub my face all over this idea. mmmmmmmmmmmm
PEOPLE VINNY SHOULD SUMMON INSTEAD OF HABIT
Jeff
Alex
Sparky
Corenthal
Jessa
Slenderman
The Rake
pretty much anyone at all
-Zeke
Zeke with a flamethrower
The Only Number That Matters
I’m a statistics guy. I have a spreadsheet of every EMH video and the running time, so I can tell you shortest, longest, mean, average, median…..hey, my obsession is only slightly different than yours.
So I am sitting here trying to determine if I will enter 1:14 or 74, and I realize the only number that anyone gives a damn to know is HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL PART TWO. Here’s hoping we see a repeat of Moving In and :D, which showed up about 23 hours apart.
Thank you, Jeff, Evan and Vin.
in other news My dad is a fucking nerd
I'm gonna laugh when Vinny gets dead
TAKE A BREAK FROM SCREWING UP EVERY MUSCE IN MY NECK PLAYING THE LAST OF US
TALK TO JEFF
BREAK?
NAW
HOW 'BOUT
HEARTBREAK.
DULY RUSTLED.
Daddio had this made for me and yeah i guess it is the coolest article of clothing i own.
There is a small part of me (and by small I mean all-consuming) that wants a black tee with white text that just says
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME GREEN?
What a Week!
He said, and I quote, “….any of us…”. He did not say, “you and me.” Which would refer to Vin and Evan. He said, “any of US.” That would lead you to believe that we might see Jeff, alive, Jeff. And that feels like a possibility, remember I’m the charter member of the “He’s not dead” club. But like this??? Is this what I want? What we want? This horrid, never-ending, mind-fucking STUCK? Never let go? Is that where we are.? I am not a religious man (which is not to say I don’t have faith) but Dear God, spare them from a cycle of knowing and living with a ceaseless understanding of “my loved ones are dead” and, “I killed them.”
No, Evan, it does NOT look like you have suffered. And isn’t that the irony? You get to live with it, whole. You get to relive the memories.
Holy crap. Does anyone remember the end of “the Princess Bride”. “To the pain”? That is what we have here.
What an amazing week of film. Wow.
L'esprit de L'escalier **spoilers**
First seeing this title, i'm thinking- I know that feel, bro.
oh my god EVAN
SO LET HIM IN
LET HIM IN LET HIM IN
maybe it's still Evan
you have....a wrench.
(would you kindly?)
WHO IS IT?
"he's embarassing me"
um...yes.
yes you do look like that.
what
whatwhat
yeah you still have the ugly hawaian shirt....
oh you killed it.
what
WHAT WHAT
HOW
HOW AR EYOU OKAY?
WHAT THE HELL
ULTIMATE TORTURE
NOT LET ANYONE GO
you cant even
get out
i'm so sorry.
wait.
let any of us go.
jeff.
jeff?
JEFF? JEFF JEFF JEFF
Isolation **EMH SPOILERS**
ISOLATION
Hi vinnie
oh fuck vid aud distortion
keurig!
ok yes knife yes good
????????
WHTA WHATA WHAT WHA
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POLTERGEIST SHIT
??? WUSSA?
HD?
with a tigger and a pooh on it?
oh god
EVAN
hi hon please be alive
i like how this seamlessly transferred. well done
oh.
it's open.
??
Oh that's awful....
MORE SINATRA NO
thank you fo
GODDAMMIT
off.
MOTHERFUCKER
OFF.
-.-
woah Evan's all twitchy i'm sorry kid...
well at least he's well-armed...
what's filming him, though?
katana!
Axe, shortsword, machete, bowie knife,
whassasound?
SOUNDS like habit christ
oh i hear it
OH GOD NO I'M AT SCHOOL
ILEGLH GSLIUHFSD;J''
THEY'RE ALL GONE ?!?!?!
VINNIE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
evan’s toes
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME CRY AS WELL?
Hey
Remember when EverymanHybrid was just about a bunch of good friends cracking jokes and giving out healthy plans and choices?
WAKE UP **EMH SPOILERS**
WAKE UP
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOUSE waaaattt?
habit habiting
pumpkin stuffed animal
HABIT is scared?
(dat ass)
quick recon.
This is SO weird to see HABIT shit jeebly
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE OMFG
IS EVAN HOME?
EVAN EVAN EVAN OH
I'M SO SORRY......
please don't cry!
seems like there's residual
???????
wtffffffff?
OH THERE.
oh my god it's like repo
they're fighting oh my god
???oh no noooo no no evan
seriously crying
i;m so sorry evan
he looks so hollow...
so broken
no no no evan oh god
oh ugh god evan
i'm so sorry
frayed
bits of HABIT left in him
where IS he?
evan......
don't evan..
feelings...... oh my god i need time to process.
So.....what if HABIT is doing the ultimate cruelty and left the body temporarily?
The title and description were both allcaps....
sixty seeveeennnn *spoilers*
sixty seeeveennnnn dirty tapes, eh Jay? well NOW IT'S BEEN FOUND hello high def leaf drag the tim? DA PIPE oh hi hoodiehand..... what're we wait oh hi! *singleminded alex is singlem- WOOP CAREFUL gghhhhh i could never follow alex like this. Tim or jay, maybe. But we have WATCHED alex kill a man. also, WHY is alex here oh! Jay! YAY HOODIE YOU SAEVED HIIIMMMM oooo now he angrryyyy timmytims? OH FUK WOAAH *beat* aand he's got the SHOOT HIM?!!? WTF AHUHFTRGSDSDDFG BN9O GO AWAY FUCK OFF OUT FO HERE YOU DONT PROTECT HIM blurreh masky's got a gu- tim? hab da mask awww pukeytim is he trying to call Jay? that would be the cutest thing i ever saw YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK, DUDE.
is that the same gd field
definitely what I thought.
