I Happen To Be The Latter...

Honesty... Penelope is only soft for a certain saltzman and is a cute turtle. Joint blog @josie-saltzman-park

[taylorswift]

Ever since I was 13, I’ve been excited about turning 31 because it’s my lucky number backwards, which is why I wanted to surprise you with this now. You’ve all been so caring, supportive and thoughtful on my birthdays and so this time I thought I would give you something! I also know this holiday season will be a lonely one for most of us and if there are any of you out there who turn to music to cope with missing loved ones the way I do, this is for you. There are 15 tracks on the standard edition of evermore, but the deluxe physical edition will include two bonus tracks - “right where you left me” and “it’s time to go” ⌛️ All *digital downloads* of the album will include an exclusive, digital booklet with 16 brand new photos. You can pre-order evermore now here.

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[taylorswift]

Some real tough questions I had for Olivia. 

[ohkimani]

how do you hold a ghost for ransom if he’s a ghost and you’re a phantom?

[ohkimani]

how did you make fun of the way he talked if you were talking to everyone there but him?

[ohkimani]

how can his ocean blue eyes make you want to sink and drown and die if his starry eyes also spark up your darkest night

[taylorswift]

That face you make when you find yourself in QUITE a quandary.

This is quality content, keep em coming 😂

[thebstandsforbroadway-deactivat]

when you accidentally type “getaway cat” instead of “getaway car”

[taylorswift]

AHAHAHAHAHA YES

[taylorswift]

Olivia just realized I’m wearing earrings of her face.

[wonderstruck-swift13]

no one:

taylor:

[floorglitter]

it’s a loofah story baby just say yes

[pswift22-blog]

Dont say i didnt, say i didnt, shower

[wonderstruck-swift13]

I think I am finally clean

[vigilanteashit]

only got this skin so you can exfoliate it off

[inlovewithtay]

cause baby now we got bath bombs

[thisloveistaylorreputation]

soap it goes

[wouldutellmetogofuckmyself-deac]

I knew you were bubbles

[acanadianswifteh]

Phone lights up my nightstand in the black, “come here, you can meet me in the bath”

[stargirlswiftie]

Cause baby we’re the scrubber dubbers, the best people in life own a loofah.

[wonderstruck-swift13]

grab your rubber ducky and my hand, i can make the bad guys good for a weekend

[noitsholly]

third floor on the west side me and loofah

[meredithisoutofcontrol]

Long live the suds we soaked through, I had the time of my life bathing with you

[itsallgoodswift]

put the loofah in a bag and i stole the keys, that was the last time you ever saw me

[togrowupthatbeautifull]

This is why we can’t have washed things darling

[stadiumlightsswift]

they say i did something bath

[twostepsaheadtay]

this soap is treacherous, this path is slippery

[wonderstruck-swift13]

i’m sorry… the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? OH cause she’s a LOOFAH!!

[taylorswholeroom]

put your duck close to mine… as long as they don’t quack

[taylorswift]

The sound I just made was not so much a laugh but a feral screech THIS CONTENT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

taylor what is this

[taylorswift]

Stars do u like dem

[speaknow]

When you remember you left the stove on

[pnwswiftie]

When you left your scarf at his sisters house

[joes-deli]

when you post a picture with five holes in a fence and everyone loses their minds

[ohclassicswift]

when it’s new year’s day and he’s not cleaning up bottles with you

[takeme-out-takeme-home]

when you bought a dress but he didn’t take it off

[showupatmyparty]

when you did something bad but it didn’t feel so good

[smileliketay]

When someone tells you who is Taylor Swift anyway ew

[speaknow]

When people make a chain post

[taylorswift]

Wen speling isnt fun

[forever-on-taylors-side]

ALL THESE PICTURES SCREAM “LIKE DAMN ITS 7AM”

[taylorswift]

That’s the EXACT mood. With a little of this too just for good measure ⬇️

[goodgirlwhoshopeful]

Seriously can we just ADDRESS THIS because I’m CACKLING?? Is it a statement??? Are her arms just warm?? There’s no need to decide. what a 2000’s icon™️

[tattooedgoldenretriever]

this has the same energy as that one episode of glee when brittany wears leg warms on her arms because she forgot it was winter and wore a tank top and her arms got cold

[goodgirlwhoshopeful]

Omg YES??????? The good ol’ Leg Warmers For Cold Arms™️??? Of course.

[tattooedgoldenretriever]

its the same photo hldhfgsdfg

[goodgirlwhoshopeful]

Also, I love that she’s standing IN HER WARDROBE wearing this, like out of the 2000’s context, historians will think this is some kind of teenage makeover attempt where she tried to make her own sleeves

[taylorswift]

‘When you’re 15 and somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them’

But when you’re 16, you wear arm warmers with cowboy boots cause you DGAF

[newsoundtrxck]

this is the only thing I want to think about today

[torontoswiftie11]

Omg I forgot about this legendary video

[taylorswift]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[behindsthemall]

alright taylor time to define “meow” as an adjective and you sure as fuck can’t use google for this one

[taylorswift]

Ok I got this one *rolls up sleeves*

Meow - {meeee-yowwww} noun adverb verb or (as seen tonight on the teen choice awards) an adjective.

Noun form: A feline greeting. Can be used to express ‘throw treats 2 me’, ‘turn on the faucet and let me have a fancy waterfall drink’ ‘Help I’m lost in a house I’ve lived in for my whole fuzzy life’ or ‘IM AWAKE AT 4AM SO YOU HAVE TO BE AWAKE AT 4AM’ ‘I’m judging your outfit and I hate it’ or ‘TONIGHT WE STAMPEDE FOR NO REASON’

For small kitten version of ‘meow’, see ‘mew’

Other common cat sounds include meeps, nyengs, mlems, grrrrs, mows and eeeeeeeps.

Meow as an adjective = basically when something is just catty in nature or aesthetic. ‘Your eye liner is so meow.’ Because it’s cat eye liner. That leather body suit is very meow. Because your friend is dressed as cat woman for Halloween. Meow also doubles for ‘cute’. Cause cats are CUTE. For use in dramatic situations or ‘cat fights’ per say, see ‘hiss’. ‘They really tried to come for me and it was all very hiss.’

Can be used as an adverb when interchanged with the word ‘now’

As in..

Time to go to bed meow.

[kail-an]

@ Taylor which cat is it that gets lost in your home

[taylorswift]

No shade but it’s Olivia

[sunshineonstreet]

my food in the microwave like:

[taylorswift]

Oh wow.

What have I done.

[isnt-it]

taylor swift moodboard. which taylor are you today?

[taylorswift]

THIS COLLAGE 😂😂😂😂🤷‍♀️😎

[breakburnandends]

[takes it personally when people talk badly about taylor swift]

[taylorswift]

Weird I do that too 😂

[taylorswifh]

‘’It’ll be alright?’’

Traffic lights: I don’t know 

[taylorswift]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂