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Bang bang

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

[campyvillain]

ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack

[utopicwork]

Gun Eating Kibble Emoji

[foxgirlfriday]

for your personal use

[sirfetchd]

lets all go to mcdonalds and ask for the pikmin meal the look on the workers face will be awesome

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[3dmaze]

[superhelldeactivated]

"<3" is so versatile she's like a girlfriend to me

[animentality]

[melangedmess]

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine

[mihai-florescu]

Too Online For Regular Friendships IRL, But Not Online Enough For Discord Friend Groups

[kiriska]

I love this stupid animal.

[teathattast]

[malscare]

police asking witnesses to make a picrew of the suspect

[theworldlookswhite]

[memeclassheroes]

[hollowboobtheory]

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

[hollowboobtheory]

everyone shut up except this person

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

[darachbeo]

real