it's friday once again every day for me

she/her (it/its) foxgirl creature call me knives or friday if you ever get lost in the forest, I will be there, but not to help HRT start date 11/22/24 🏳️‍⚧️🦊🏳️‍⚧️

[despazito]

Starting twin peaks

[despazito]

It's scaring my cat

[despazito]

[chl3borzoi]

[beesmygod]

NO

[zeitghost]

Accidentally sent "Keeping my razor polearm as shiny as my crown this accursed day" to the domestic pet princess groupchat and "Anyone wanna sit delicately on pillows and eat yummy cakes later?" to the vicious martial princess groupchat today. So I hope your day is going well

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - milkyboxboy on bsky)

[cikero]

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

[cikero]

[bonyassfish]

No place for a little seal

[meangirlnurse]

[ghoulish00]

[valmillion]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

[honeylemony]

Rough out there for bisexual Alex

[michaelnordeman]

Red fox/Vulpes vulpes/rödräv. Värmland, Sweden (9 July 2024).

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[princess-of-phyresis]

fuck i need to amend the list

this is all getting so complex :/

[monidoll]

i put the dollgirl in the terrarium and the lizardgirl in the dollhouse and soon enough the dollgirl started hunting insects and the lizardgirl started dressing up

[queer-as-city-folk]

Least racist fandom blog

[queer-as-city-folk]

> the Vietnamese

> that country

It's like you don't even pretend to view Vietnamese People as human

[queer-as-city-folk]

America killed 3 million Vietnamese people, we put half of South Vietnam in Concentration Camps, we dropped more bombs on North Vietnam than were dropped by both sides in WW2, We permeantly poisoned the land with Agent Orange, the American war on Vietnam was the most inhuman and despicable action in this nations history, the Vietnamese had every right to do whatever they wanted to the occupation

[maidslime]

When you learn what the US soldiers did to the Vietnamese, you'll never stop praying for the death of America.

[jakerycakery]

The Moment of Clarity

[lemmming]

disco elysium is a game where you can level up from touching a dead man's bepis and earning the admiration of a 12 year old meth addict :)

[the-demon-cat]

Engulfs you in flames?

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[percysfoxblog]

[tincansamurai]

keep tryna drink my candle

[downwithpeople]

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[dandelionwhiner]

TACTICAL AUTO-FORCEFEM 2x COMBO