SpiralSpaghetti

Pun master, digital artist, TALK TO ME ABOUT SPACE THANKS, I'll answer your computer questions (pls ask them)

[prettyandtrained2kill]

[galaxae-deactivated20200610]

reasons my generation is so depressed:

sleep deprivation due to early school start times

the economy

oppression

high tensions between different political/social/racial/etc groups

technology/social media means constant updates on bad news

politics, made worse by the aforementioned constant updates

the state of the environment

education as it is right now not preparing us sufficiently for the outside world

pressure to grow up very quickly

parenting/teaching/etc trends in the previous generation(s)

competitiveness in schools, social media and other aspects of life

the world in general that the last few generations have constructed for us

NOT reasons my generation is so depressed:

we’re weak and lazy and we can’t get off our phones uwu

[chelonaut-deactivated20180729]

fantasy authors: i am begging you, begging you, stop putting ‘kingdom’ in your novel titles

[penguindoctor-blog1]

Now watch a new book release called "kingdom of cities"

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[guitarbage]

[shiveringandstunned]

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

[freshest-tittymilk]

WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[freshest-tittymilk]

Someone reblogged this recently so i had to bring it back

[yoxebone]

AYO

[thabootyscholar]

Lmao

[squishbones]

@floorforever

[necromancerbatman]

When you don’t know a key vocab word on a test and you have to write a response

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[kirbymongerr]

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

[surreal--memes]

WHAT HAVE YOU D O N E

[scienceshenanigans]

W̷̨̝̠̣͎̭͗̏̓̓̉͗͜͞͡H̸̡̧͇͇͈̟͇̘̋͆͂͌̑̀͋̚͢͝͡Ȁ̸̢̧̞̤̺̳̭͉̖͚̅̈́̉̉͛̀̋Ṱ̴̢̜̬̻̱̰̞͂̎͗̉̔ H̛͓͈͇͙̤̹̪̀̈́͌̋͜Ȁ͉̟͇͕̝̐̂̆̆̕͘̕͜͜͠͝V̷̱͇̼̩͈̫̼̝̘̫̽͑̃͐͘Ȇ̛̱̙̗̞̞̝̇͒͑̎̽̓̚ Y̨̧̨̛̝̪̪̎͂́̎̂͊̍͟͞Ǫ͎̗̼͍̍͛̂̀́͋̕͢͞Ủ̸̧̝̘̭̟̮̂̾́̈́͢ D̶̖̙̜̼͍̝̍̂́̌̾͢͞O̴̙̱̤͓̺̜̊̽̀͌̀̎͘͢N̷̙͙̲̣̪̦̮̆͋̀̓́͗̇̓̕̚͟E̴̞̬̥͓͕̙̓͆̓̆̈̈́̔̚

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[bob-belcher]

[penguindoctor-blog1]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[latenightseth]

Sadly, Kumail’s first day in America set the bar too high.

[nigiyakapepper]

please watch this clip that had me in stitches last night

[curlyhair-kid]

[pijion]

im not sure i understand this game

[penguindoctor-blog1]

@transparentbiscuit @heyimhylian

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[jumpingjacktrash]

unmute this

[areyouahauntedpotato]

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[lindsaychrist]

me

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

I haven’t stopped thinking about this man

[fatblount-deactivated20190513]

america is a PVP zone

[anus]

off to a good start

[thingswedontneed]

intimidation is key

[unamusedsloth]

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.