These are a few of my favorite things!

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

[bugsongs]

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

[paoriinaa]

Pikachu is ready!

[robeblr]

The GI Rights Hotline provides accurate, helpful counseling and information on military discharges, AWOL and UA, and GI Rights:Why should I

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

I called this hotline TODAY, about an hour ago. The person I spoke to was VERY HELPFUL. There are MANY OPTIONS at your disposal for resisting orders, even if they try to tell you they are lawful!

If you are activated, CONTACT JAG IMMEDIATELY. They may have you refuse the orders anyway but at least you have their legal counsel.

Guardsmen, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. PAY ATTENTION.

[gopokethings]

[butt-berry]

Ready to trick-or-treat

[butt-berry]

Update:

[butt-berry]

It’s Halloween again, and this year he’s going as Zubat!

[butt-berry]

Guess who’s getting ready for Halloween in 2018

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

( ⓛ` ᆺ ´ⓛ ) ( –` ᆺ ´– )

[babyanimalposts]

[catp0rn]

who scared him?? who

[waddingham]

good luck, honey!

[hotvampireadjacent]

how comes there’s no blinkers in mario kart

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mushroom kingdom is in Florida

[skyandcosmos]

First practice animation with Clip Studio Paint.

[akiragatr]

[zelda]

[toanshirotaka]

:D

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:O :O :O :O :O :o

[thx]

[nvclearbomb]

How is he not catching fire?

[itshouldbewhonotthat]

Because the ponyta trusts him did you even watch the fucking episode

[feywildwest]

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

[zmyaro]

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

[feywildwest]

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

[gallusrostromegalus]

My Personal favorite is:

“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”

[captainlordauditor]

“OP is a complete onion.” (their head is in the ground)

“I hope I have the privilege of sewing your shroud” is another one I like.

[antongarou]

“May you have a hundred houses, with a hundred bedrooms each, and ten beds in each room. And may the plague throw you from one bed to the other”

“May your death be sweet. Run over by a truck full of sugar”

“May everyone congratulate your widow at your funeral”

[chloe-cristata]

Damn these are good.

[trashcanwindpipes]

Fuck these are great!

[debbie-sketch]

Pumpkin Candy Bag is angry after all those Halloween parties!  

[falyros]

Have some simple tressym. Cats and owls are a great combination.

[kvroko]

#she’s living the dream

[friendly-animals]

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