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Has anyone ever seen Death Becomes Her? This is a wild movie.

It's been a day.

I just got my 50th win on iMessage cup pong.

when you get validation and reassurance

@peachbandit why do you torment me, my muse?

peachbandit replied to your post: I wanna do American Ninja Warrior. Can I do it if...

not when you’re built like a spaghetti noodle

guess who’s not getting fries :)

nakedandexplore replied to your post: I wanna do American Ninja Warrior. Can I do it if...

I vote yes, and clearly I have a say in the matter.

i believe you.

I wanna do American Ninja Warrior. Can I do it if I'm Australian?

THERE WE GO

mum, dad, and baby.

me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

I have a cute picture but Tumblr won't let me post.

"Your body type is the Babadook." - the untaggable and even if I could tag her I wouldn't Chloe

I don't wanna get anyone's hopes up about being social.

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

Why did no one tell me that Achievement Hunter was doing more 7 Days To Die videos?

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