girl almighty

anya girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means @mclodrama

[watermelonbandit]

@taterdots okay fine let’s do it 

@mrbrightsneakers ok so. not That bad 

[mrswhymrhow]

booty shorts that say “ If the ghost wants nothing more than to be witnessed, why would it appear behind you, and not in front of you? The only answer I can think of is this: it appears behind you because it already knows, to an absolute certainty, that you will have no choice but look back. “

[watermelonbandit]

@taterdots how bad 

@mrbrightsneakers HOW BAD 

[institute-for-thermal-research]

I’m real? I’m gotdamn alive?

[watermelonbandit]

like, what would happen if i took a bite of my lip balm egg thing. realistically. what’s the worst that could happen

[hehehehe666663]

flavored lipgloss is simply another source of nutrients

[ithelpstodream]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[jentlemahae]

crying

[jentlemahae]

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

[issahadid]

fiona apple cider vinegar

[powerburial]

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

[watermelonbandit]

@taterdots i can’t wait for you to meet him, his attitude really shines in person

@nyfunkystyle he seems like a craft beer kinda fella honestly 

[watermelonbandit]

@taterdots tbh i hadn’t thought about it but he seems like an antonio

[watermelonbandit]

found a little spider in my bathroom and i was going to free him outside but he skittered away before i could. anyways i’m thinking of having a housewarming shindig to welcome my new roommate

[watermelonbandit]

@clinteatsfood​ every time you fucking yell i have to rerecord it 

[watermelonbandit]

like you saying that i wore six inch louboutin heels to court with my tweed skirt when i wore four inch little brown bebe shoes

[setonfirebyfiends]

[filmaticbby]

alexis neiers calling nancy jo asmr edition