why

[wearemercs]

Armored Teto by gadgetshrimp

[kekeken444]

[qqchurch]

[anik]

i love this guy

[penisman9000]

a lot of people mistakenly believe that franz kafka turned into the bug. actually it was kafka's monster

[penisman9000]

Splatoon Raiders releases on a Thursday.

You know what to do.

Shiver is posted up with her ass and feet out on the treasure chest while I'm getting beaten to death by spring-loaded beat boys. send help

[penisman9000]

voted most likely to be farmed for xp due to my weak defense stat and high drop rate out of everyone in my graduating class

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[sailatina3]

What on earth

[kekeken444]

[metalbatteryzone]

[foreveriallyzombified]

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

[foreveriallyzombified]

now something bad is happening

[foreveriallyzombified]

jesus christ

[foreveriallyzombified]

he falled down

[pumpkincookie269]

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

[alongtidesoflight]

this isn't a bug he just can't drive stick

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[transfemininomenon]

bro what if instead of overwatch it was called STONERwatch and instead of fighting all the characters smoked WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonic06apologist]

SOLDIER 420

TOKESTIOB

TORBONG

Winston

SYMOKETRA

[transfemininomenon]

winston has passed away due to the ill effects that ingesting marijuana smoke has upon the body of a gorilla. his last words were reported to be "party mode engaged" before he took a massive bong rip off junkrat's rip roaring dick smasher. within minutes he was seen stumbling, off-balance, before suddenly collapsing. medics were on scene immediately and found him unresponsive, and despite efforts to resuscitate him he was declared dead within the hour. he is survived by his fiancé, hanzo, who has refused to comment at this moment.

[transfemininomenon]

ganji