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hematoma? actually, i prefer to call it a SHEmatoma. heh, that's right, im a #malefeminist. im also #bleeding #bleeding #bleeding #bleeding #bleeding #bleeding #bl

#my leg hurts

furbhii

hell yeah

furbhii

ill take credit for demencias thigh gap disappearing btw its from me subliminally implanting muscle dem propaganda into gerrys brain with my paperlizard art #neverkillyourself

#Ten Years #[waves my cane at the sky]#puts this on main so you all know that my show is coming out. did you hear theyre putting my show on

teaboot

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

teaboot

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

teaboot

Man with the power to end any conversation

#my grandma just died and i kinda feel like this #i am a little more fucked up about it than “dark humour” would imply though

sneepsnorp3d

y'all mind if a magnapinna squid is low poly ?

#(positive statement ->) im going to throw up (positive) (excited) (elated) (joyful) (whimsical) (delighted) (in love)#fishposting

cottoncandylesbo

#bountiful crouton harvest #fishposting

istandonsnowpiles

It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess

#thats the name of a tool song innit

primadonna girl, yeah

all i ever wanted was the world i can't help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that i'm kinda difficult but it's always someone else's fault got you wrapped around my finger, babe you can count on me to misbehave

(bella)donna girl

living life like i'm in a play, in the limelight i want to stay i know i've got a big ego, i really don't know why it's such a big deal, though

#berry bury berry #berry bury berry spoilers #check out my review on steam its like in top 10 most helpful all time now lol im SHOOK #i wanted to draw something because (at the time) there was only 2 posts in the community artwork tab #and that seemed like a shame. i gotta practice painting anyways i guess #but now theres more. and my tendinitis is flaring up something fierce. probably unrelated.#ali art #anyways the game's good

siins

this is my iron lung fanart

#yay its on my dash again after i wartched the movie so now i can reblog it #iron lung #hes soppy.....

i really liked iron lung. we should put more beautiful men in metal containers until they get all bruised up and sweaty

#my favourite part was being the only person on earth that watched it because im a fan of iron lung (game) and not markiplier #he looked great though good boobs mr. plier #i enjoyed when he got all soppy wet that was fun

smallshrimphell

They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

#fishposting #they should have a bigfin squid emoji thats eight times as tall as every other emoji #and makes you have to scroll past it #it needs to be as inconvenient as possible

hungry-hobbits

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

#fishposting #yeah... its ok

sibling outfit swap

tfw you and your sister are almost the same height but you have like 100lbs on her so you cant even get any of her skirts halfway up what's left of your legs meanwhile she regularly steals your shirts and doesnt give them back

#sam do you know this white boy #i shouldve had lucius in her pose so i could draw the bite mark scar under his arm that she gave him #i did do a nude version cause this was obviously an anatomy study but not posting it lest i get nuked #....shes going to have to surgically remove him from that shirt #isnt she #ft sam #ft lucius #ali art #not using the m/y a/rt tag anymore cause it just gets spam replies/follows ugh

gmbencompetence

GEORGE: [ABRUPTLY, AFTER SILENCE] “I mean, I feel like I understand trans people.”

[JERRY STARES AT GEORGE FROM ACROSS THE TABLE IN CONFUSION AND DISBELIEF FOR SEVERAL SECONDS]

JERRY: “You understand trans people?”

GEORGE: “Is that so hard to believe?”

JERRY: “I find it hard to believe you understand yourself.”

GEORGE: “But that’s kind of my point, see. When one life isn’t working out, you can just try to find one that does. You’re doing your best as Danny, things aren’t going great… [GEORGE CLAPS HIS HANDS FOR EMPHASIS]… give it a second go as a Deborah.”

JERRY: “Like a do-over.”

GEORGE: “A do-over.”

JERRY: [PICKS UP COFFEE CUP] “I don’t think that’s what’s going on.” [DRINKS COFFEE]

GEORGE: [COMPLETELY IGNORING THIS] “And I get that. I really do. Because things have never worked out for George. George has never been able to stick the landing. But Georgina? [HE CHUCKLES CONFIDENTLY] Georgina’s going places.”

JERRY: “Georgina.”

GEORGE: “It’s a work in progress.”

JERRY: “Ya know, I think that the trans community is facing enough challenges without you being in the mix.”

GEORGE: “What, are you implying they’re too good for me?”

JERRY: “Not implying, no.”

#it could be the summer of georgina jerry. stop being a little hater #seinfeld

anabantoid

my starving horse who is forced to eat the crumbs I've strewn across the floor, she has never had a meal in her life

anabantoid

truly an animal that has only known suffering and deprivation

#HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK THE ANIMAL #fishposting #im gonna pee my jorts i want an eel so bad i could die #i need a bigger house so i can have a 500 gallon fishtank.......... dies

rosemoonweaver

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

rosemoonweaver

Other things you can do:

Linked footnotes

Customized page dividers

Sticky notes

Lined paper

Paper that looks stacked on top of each other

Old looking paper

Newspaper articles

Tumblr posts

iOS text messages

Emails

Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button

Freaking discord chats

Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

starkerfilth

WHAT

the-stars-our-destination

One of those times I'm reblogging something so I can find it again later

whodecidedweneedrealityanyway

You can also do word-changes (for translations, usually) that function via hovertext (for folks with a mouse) or clicking (for folks with a touch screen or a mouse and the desire to click)

#reference #ao3 #this has been in my likes for a couple years now but i should reblog it so i can find it again when i need it...

ladyshinga

#:(

cuthechicane

THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT

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