This is the penisworm

Priapulid worms deserve a voice. I am that voice.

[penisworms]

I hate the term "Athlete's Foot." I am not, nor ever have, or want to be an athlete. I also don't feel that it captures the unique blend of itching and burning experienced whenever ones toes are exposed to even the slightest hint of heat/moisture.

Therefore, I propose a name change to "Is it possible to tear my own toes off; oh God why can't I make the itching stop Foot."

Thank you for your care in this trying time.

[penisworms]

Glass toilet doors should be illegal. Also, glass toilet doors in open-plan apartments should be punishable by death.

[olessan]

here comes mononykus

[penisworms]

Sloughs off my human skin to reveal exactly the same skin because that's how skin works.

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[starshipheartofg-erti]

[chaos-triangle]

Happy 20th birthday to Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way!

[penisworms]

No one hates drag queens more than drag queens. Like, give it up, it's so tired. Except for me, I'm great, I am the exception.

No. No, you aren't.

[penisworms]

Do the down with cis bus and the VengaBus have beef or are they living blissfully unaware of eachothers existence.

[penisworms]

I am worm

[penisworms]

Our prey response evolved because of worms. My anxiety won't like me catch a bus because worm scare bad.

[penisworms]

Daytime Tweed. EVENING CHIFFON.

[bernard-jackson]