He just Sidney Crosby'd you

Sarah. Canadian. Hockey ruined my life. The Pittsburgh Penguins broke my heart. Coffee and music are the next greatest things in life after hockey. Habs and Hawks fan as well.

[seized]

i’m gonna frame this

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Me: hey Texan: pardon? Me: (oh shit)…howdy Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

This is my favorite headline ever

[weavemama]

THIS HEADLINE IS EVERYTHING

[weavemama]

Congratulations to the goddess of tennis!!!

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

You know her baby will never hear the end of it. “I was Pregnant with your dumb ass and STILL WON the Australian open…….

[alexbelvocal]

Akabsjdndjdn 😭😭😭😭😭

[queenstravelingdarling]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you correct someone’s math, you’re awesome. When you correct someone’s grammar, you’re an asshole.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Eevee The Adventure Cat

Photos by ©whiskered_away

[dashbeardconfessional]

ADVENTURE CAT

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[thighetician]

This tweet is my father’s biography

[lillikoifish]

Two hockey players tapping their helmets together shall be referred to from now on as a “hockey kiss”. Its the law.

[bitch-marner-deactivated2018032]

Goalie love is the ultimate hockey makeout session

[profeminist]

Source

[lauraannegilman]

We may actually be in a new Golden Age of Political Shade…

[annleckie]

I loved this when I saw it on twitter, but the reaction gifs here are the perfect decorative icing.

[pornqvist]

From the Pen’s facebook:

“1000+ congratulatory messages from fans.

Sidney Crosby said he doesn’t have social media, but he wanted us to thank all the fans for him. He was very appreciative.”

[robpattinsons]

Me dying inside but remaining calm and happy on the outside

[audreynical2]

(Tweet from @nycsouthpaw) Kris Kobach should learn to use folders and cover sheets.

[image] Department of Homeland Security Kobach Strategic Plan for first 365 Days.

——————

Can someone caption this when you get a chance? I’m on mobile.

[tanjir0se]

[Transcript for those who are having trouble reading]

1. Bar the Entry of Potential Terrorists -I. Update and reintroduce the NSEERS screening and tracking system (National Security Entry-Exit Registration System) that was in place from 2002-2005. All aliens from high risk areas are tracked.  -II. Add extreme vetting system for high risk aliens. Question them regarding support for Sharia law, jihad, equality of men and women, the United States Constitution.  -III. Reduce intake of Syrian refugees to zero using authority under the 1980 Refugee Act.

2. [Unreadable] Record Number of Criminal Aliens in the First Year -[unreadable] 193,000 criminal removal cases dropped by the Obama Administration. -[unreadable] ICE guidance memorands(?) adopted by the Obama Administration, issue new guidance [unreadable] “criminal alien” as any alien arrested for any crime, and any gang member.  -[remainder is mostly unreadable; discusses enlisting local and state goverments to aid in the decrease of “criminal aliens”]

3. [Mostly unreadable, discusses PLANS FOR THE WALL] -[unreadable] in addition to the 319 miles of existing [unreadable] covering the entire 1,989 miles planned for rapid build. [unreadable] the PATRIOT Act to prevent illegal aliens [unreadable]

[Most of the rest is unreadable]

5. [unreadable] -[mostly unreadable, the ending sentence contains the phrase “Draft amendments to National Voter…”]

That’s all I could make out. If anyone else wants to add what they can see, feel free to do so.

[avatarthelastzed-deactivated202]

This is a serious breach of classified information handling. I hope he gets fired for this! Better people have been fired for less (and lost an election)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The way children pick up animals stresses me out

[suspend]

my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like this

but after i stole it

[sidneypagget]

“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have

[dankmemesreasonforliving]