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ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

nishlo-deactivated20151015

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately

goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250

Y'all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

beyonceisstraight

Op I’m on my way to kill you with my bare hands

wormooze

you are cowards for not posting all the parts

storywonker

lwoorl

I SAW THIS WITH MY OWN EYES AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SUFFER WITH ME TOO

haiku-robot

i saw this with my own eyes and now you have to suffer with me too

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falconpunchyourmom

Black Panther PSA

Please be cautious when you go to the movie theater.

Make mental notes of the exits both front and back of the complex.

Keep your kids close at all times.

Please be safe.

neurodivergentlibra

Big factssssss.

blkgrlmajic-deactivated20190402

I was just thinking about this. All y’all please be safe. These white nationalists be bold asf nowadays

2thickgi

I used to work for AMC theaters, I’m not sure if this applies for every company but this is the layout for AMC.

- There’s an emergency exist in EVERY AUDITORIUM right next to the screen. There will be an exit sign right above it, you can’t miss it.

- At the bottom of EVERY screen in the theater, if you lift the curtain there is space to hide.

- IF YOU SEE AN EMPLOYEE OPENING UP A DOOR THAT REQUIRES A CODE, FOLLOW THEM. THEY LEAD TO SAFETY.

altonzm-deactivated20170213

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

thirdtimecharmed

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

svynakee

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.

orriculum

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

digitalfare

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

jamesandlilys

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

monsterhighalumni

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

wereyoulookingforsomething-deac

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

moldychesee

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

beckyhop

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

visionssofgideon

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl

onceuponamirror

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

jumpingjacktrash

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

piedude

Irish recipes:

zairak

Anyone reblogging this do yourself a favor and read through the notes too. It gets even better

childhoodruiner

if I see someone in the theater recording..

onigod

Flagging bootlegs online like

childhoodruiner

spacevirgil

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

chimerical-twilight

C. Deserve love and respect

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

i’m so glad that heathers (1988) and heathers the musical are the only two versions of heathers that will ever exist

blackberryshawty

Being mean isn’t gay culture. Learning and hopefully successfully unlearning toxic behaviors as defense mechanisms is gay culture.

beyonslayed

scarliestralls

weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti

Me

thehauntingofjulia

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

goldenaltar

#its what tennessee williams would have wanted

madibug

I still can’t believe the extent to which tumblr is fking SLEEPING on Superfruit’s new music????

Superfruit is a musical duo who:

Are best friends.

Both identify as lgbtqia+

And are creating incredible, fun, gay pop music…

One of their music videos even advocates for gender fluidity (seeing as Mitch, one of the members, is gender fluid.)

Like!!! Please show them more love. They deserve it so much.

angelofcrimea-deactivated201811

im just saying that if i see any of you supporting that new “heathers” movie remake im going to hit the fucking ceiling

angelofcrimea-deactivated201811

i believe that the trailer speaks for itself on why you shouldn’t support it

inkskinned

i watched the trailer. while i don’t believe in forming an opinion without seeing the source, i don’t recommend watching the trailer without taking a huge breath because of a whole host of triggers but to sum it up? this movie directly misses the point of “heathers” and instead puts minority characters as villains. the “punchline” about their characters is that they are fat, or a poc, or genderqueer. that’s the joke. somehow, this “makes them popular.” instead of incredibly privileged rich girls, we get a stereotype straight from a baby boomer’s book of “evil sjws”. it’s cringe-worthy. the protagonist is a feathery, wispy white girl. if the red pill part of reddit came out with a version of “heathers” it actually might be better than this.

there’s a lot from the original heathers that doesn’t age well, but boy is this movie shaping up to be a fucking wreck. it’s essentially someone’s fantasy about killing people who don’t look or act like those in power. in the current world as it stands, it’s pornographic violence against minorities, and is the opposite of subversive. where the original heathers was “punching up,” this movie basically says “what if we finally got to kill gay people and people of color and fat people on screen,” as if it doesn’t fucking happen in person. this movie is a neonazi’s wet dream. two straight white people killing minorities? hmm why doesn’t this shock me.

this movie not only leans into the idea that situations of massive disadvantage are actually just “secretly positions of power,” (hi that’s an idea that nazis have) it relishes in the idea that they deserve to be killed for it. i know a lot of people are mad that this is ruining the whole vibe of the original, but please be more mad that this is an idea that went through many many many people and nobody stopped it. hollywood is promising us change and then gives us this bullshit?

please don’t go see this movie. don’t promote it. they get money from you watching the trailer and they get money from people who hatewatch it and they get money when you make fb posts about how much you hate it. so just like. turn ur back. let it die quietly, because the more noise we make about it, the more vindicated the creators will be - this idea that they’re “going against pc culture and being edgy and new and shocking” is a really popular farce to cover up “i’m actually invested in the status quo and used to cry when i had to share in preschool also even though i think i’m unique i have the exact personality of a rotten tuna sandwich” – so don’t give them a chance to cover their asses. just don’t fucking bother.

god i hate this i hate this is even a thing i didn’t even like love the original heathers but holy shit this is a fucking mess

iwilleatyourenglish

remember when i expressed skepticism YEARS ago about this remake and how i feared it would turn marginalized people into villains? and y’all told me i was being ridiculous.

yeah… hm…

otahkoapisiakii

Ummmm yes to everything above, but also, in front of the school? That statue? They only show it for half a second but it looks like some Frontiersman fuck holding the severed head of an NDN, so warning for that too