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prxnsias·:
“Right, sorry.” Arlo chuckled as he moved to open another window, offering her a soft smile. He felt bad. He could feel how awkward the whole thing was, the invasion of privacy and all that. He did his best to get out of the house as much as he could, giving her what space he could without being scolded by her brother. “Didn’t even realize I was hotboxing.” he chuckled softly, offering her a soft smile, hoping to get rid of whatever residual awkwardness was left in the air.
He reached out to turn his music back on, letting the British rap begin to play again, this time quieter. He may have had very strong feelings about the Brits, but he had to admit Stormzy was otherworldly. “Hm? No love that’s fine. Did you want eggs? I could whip you up some.”
Quiet as a mouse, Gigi begun the ritual of preparing her coffee, her usual quiet time of contemplation now accompanied by Arlo, and Stormzy. She’d always been quiet, in the shadow of her brother. Mousey hair and plain, happy to remain in the shadows. Arlo was bright, larger than life. She didn’t hate him for it, but she did struggle to understand him. She pours the steaming cup of coffee and squeezes past him in her small kitchen to fetch oat milk from the fridge.
“Uh, what are you having?” She hated to put anyone out of their way, even the car thief lodging in her flat. Coffee finally prepared, she looked up at him. He’s taller than her, and she’s pretty tall. She could tell he was trying to ease the awkwardness of their living situation, and silently thanked him for it. “I, uh, I was thinking of doing a roast on Sunday? I never make one for myself, because it’s normally just me. Not that I mind you being here,” a lie, “I just thought, you know, it could be a nice thing to do.” She finished lamely, gaze diving to the bottom of her mug once more.
prxnsias·:
Harry grinned and shook her hand back, letting out a soft laugh at how nervous she looked. “Oh really? That’s fair. I love to go to record shops and just kind of look around too. Kind of why I opened this one. I mean I’ll always find something I never heard before.” he shrugged, looking down to the one she was stuck on. “You know I’m actually much more of a Donna Summer guy, but this one is my favorite Diana Ross album.” Harry hummed as he flipped through quickly to find it.
He easily handed over her self titled album, and smiled. “If you want, you can borrow it and see how you like it.” he shrugged, flirting some.
Brown eyes widen, looking for the trick she’s fallen for, the trap she’s fallen into. But no, he seems to be genuinely smiling at her. The birdlike tilt of her head is accompanied by shy hands taking the record. It gives her something to look at that isn’t his face, which she’s been blankly staring at for the last few minutes. She studies it, flipping it over in hands. “I can’t just take it. What if I run off with it and you never get it back? Let me pay for it.” She pauses, eyes scanning over his face again. He’s quite handsome - but she can’t do this, she knows she can’t, she likes her own space and she’s not great at relationships and she’ll be moving back to London eventually.
“Or, let me buy this, and I can borrow your favourite Donna Summer album?” Shit shit shit. The words are out before she can stop them, and a shy smile spread across her face as she shrugs.
prxnsias·:
Harry had noticed the girl coming in nearly every day. At least, every day he was working lunch anyway. He was a small shop, which meant he usually got quite close with his customer base. Something was different about her though. He guessed he was just a little bit nervous to break the ice and to talk to her first. When she finally spoke up, he ducked his head down, laughing softly. “Hey it’s fine, browsing is allowed.” he laughed softly, before he decided to round the counter and see what she was looking through.
“You know you’re here often….I’m Harry.” he introduced himself, holding a hand out. “Can I help at all?”
Oh bollocks. Gigi couldn’t play the indecisive muso now he’s asking questions. She didn’t know the first thing about music. Her iTunes sat criminally empty. A sip of coffee to prolong the moment before the embarrasses herself. She glanced at the Motown section before her, seeking inspiration. Please, Diana Ross, save me. She couldn’t conjure a lie and the silence was beginning to feel awkward. She juggled her phone and coffee for a moment before meeting his gaze and shaking his hand.
“Nice to meet you, Harry. I’m Gigi. And, I don’t really know what I’m looking for, I guess.”
prxnsias·:
Arlo was still getting used to the whole roommate situation. He had been careful not to get caught when he stole the latest car, but he understood his boss’ worry. Instead of telling him to fuck off though, he just shipped Arlo off to Gigi’s apartment. Since moving in he pretty much became a glorified body guard, and a cook. He and Gigi definitely weren’t the ideal roommates, but they were getting along well enough.
He was spending his morning the same as usual, smoking a joint as he made breakfast out of whatever they had left in the fridge. Thankfully someone went grocery shopping, so he was able to make himself an egg sandwich. He must not have realized how loud his music was today however, as he looked up and saw the other. “Shit, am I being awful again?” he asked as he paused his music, looking up to the other.
@pentiimento·
Gigi wasn’t what you’d call sociable. She kept to herself, went to work, spent her weekends doing whatever she felt like at the time. And most importantly, she avoided her brother and his work. So having one of his associates holed up in her flat for some indeterminable amount of time wasn’t really working for her. She didn’t feel as if she could retreat to the bathroom for a three hour soak and read a book - what if Arlo needed the loo? She wished she hadn’t agreed to her brother’s plans.
She hung in the threshold of her own kitchen, watching him with wide owlish eyes. “Hm? No - you should open a window. The overhead fan thing doesn’t always work.” She drifted past him, opened a window and stood there, arms crossed. Her gaze sweeps the kitchen, locating the coffee press. She’s halfway towards it before she remembered her manners. “Do you want coffee?”
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Gigi feels embarrassed. She’s been seconded to Liverpool for two weeks now and pretty much every lunch break she’s strolled down to this record shop, coffee in hand, and pretended to peruse the vinyls. She doesn’t even know much about music! She came in her at fist on a whim, but the shop is usually quiet around lunch time and it’s a space away from work where she can relax and breathe. She’s enjoying Liverpool, anyway. She’s under no illusions that her brother has eyes here, but the feeling isn’t nearly as oppressive as it is in London. She flips between two records and looks up at the shop’s owner, a small blush spreading across her cheeks. She smiles shyly, and ducks her head back to eye the records.
“I will pick something - promise.”
consultingsister·:
“Oh god, I have that like every day,” she snorts, “it’s the only thing I can cook. Found out you could cook potato waffles in the toaster; changed my life.” Back in the days of motherhood, Celia quickly realised that take away pizza every night wasn’t going to win her any mum of the year awards anytime soon. She spent a whole day burning pretty basic meals until her eight-year-old admitted she was happy enough with waffles and poached eggs because her dad’s new girlfriend supplied a years worth of vegetables in every meal. Bloody show-off.
“I get these now actually, they’re good,” she pulls a cardboard box from the fridge. It’s one of those subscription-based companies; delivers everything you need as well as instructions of interesting and delicious meals right to your door! “My friend Mary got me into them because she was worried about me,” she hands over the box for inspection with a roll of her eyes.
Admittedly, when she no longer had to feed a child every night, things had gone downhill. “Stories of my ability to burn water have been greatly exaggerated but, admittedly, these are are quite good. It’s not that I can’t cook, I just choose not to. Plus, pizza is life and love.”
“You can cook potato waffles in the toaster?” Gigi repeats, incredulous. This is brand new information! When she goes home she’s going to try it out, gorge on toasted potato waffles and collapse on her sofa in a glorious carb coma. “Why did no one ever tell me this, I’ve been waiting around for them to cook in the oven like some kind of toaster-less loser.” She sips the coffee and is glad for this silly conversation. Cee makes her feel better about the empty weirdness of her life, makes her feel like disasters are navigable, normal. She wishes she could be more open with Cee about her life - Cee hasn’t even come to her flat! But it was safer like this. How do you tell your best friend that your brother wants her brother dead?
She takes the box and peers into it, looking through the contents. “Pizza is life and love. So is pasta. All Italian foods, really.” The ingredients in the box look pretty good, she pulls out the recipe card and flips it over, scanning it. “Wow, this actually looks doable for us busy career women,” Gigi intones sarcastically.
“Nothing really beats a drunk pizza order at midnight thought, does it?”
Well it was different with you, things were different. Didn’t have to play any games with you. It was just real
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Gigi wasn’t sure when it happened, when all their coffees and lunches and emails turned into a friendship. But she was grateful for it. Cee represented something to Gigi, some kind of strength and freedom that she craved. And it was secret. Jim would never stand for her to be friends with the sister of Sherlock Holmes, but she had managed it. She had this one, shining, pure thing.
Sitting at the table in Cee’s kitchen, Gigi wraps her hands around her coffee and tilts her head. It’s a birdlike movement accentuated by the dark hair piled up messily on her head.
“You know what I miss? Potato waffles. Haven’t had them in years. Potato waffles and scrambled eggs. Breakfast of champions.”
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consultingsister·:
Cecelia knew, although she couldn’t remember from where, that her own mother had wanted to study art history, but had switched to Russian literature in an attempt to please her mother and Cee’s grandmother. But Violet hadn’t given up her passion and love of art, and as soon as she settled in London with husband and first son, had gone about organising and cataloguing the Holmes’ art collection. She eventually set up The Holmes Art Trust, allowing the art to be lent to galleries and museums. Cecelia had only recently taken it over, not having the time, energy or interest before she was thirty. She knew, vaguely, that the charity allowed for easy tax doges for her father but she likes to believe that she was also walking in her mother’s footsteps. Actually, Georgina reminded Cecelia of her mother. Or, at least, she reminded her of everything she had heard about her mother. Quiet, kind but passionate too.
Celia raised her eyebrows to convey she knew the impressiveness of The Courtauld. “I feel the same,” she offers, reaching for her tea. “Actually, I’d love your job.” Cecelia had only chosen a different medium to Gigi, not a different line of work completely. Books, not pieces of art. Perhaps they didn’t offer the same allure of mystery, but they were at least a window into lives it was impossible to live. A book, well written, was a way of experiencing life in different times, countries, from different points of view. “Although, detective work is never as exciting as it sounds. My brother is a private detective of sorts and it’s always a lot of going through receipts and watching hours of security camera footage. A little action, maybe.”
“Well in that case art history is extremely like detective work. There’s a lot of hours spent pouring over things with magnifying glasses. I suppose it’s even worse for the conservators, having to patch things up. It’s like bringing the murder victim back to life, and trying to make them just the same as before.” She pauses and the meaning of her words sinks in. With a startled and mortified expression, she briefly covers her hand with her mouth as her eyes widen. “Sorry, that was really insensitive. I should think more before I speak, this shite just comes flowing out sometimes, it really does.” That’s what you get for talking without thinking, you should know better, she berates herself.
You see, Gigi has seen dead bodies. She’s seen murder victims. Pallid corpses with a bullet through their heads, her brother already disinterested and moving on. Her brother’s victims weren’t the first though. She remembers vividly the young woman pulled from a river near her home when she was only six or seven. Her parents had said that’s she’d got into trouble. At the time, Gigi couldn’t imagine a trouble so bad you’d end up in a river. But she’d seen the bloated skin, the skin on her hands peeling away like wet gloves. James had called it sloughing, told her it was very common in drownings. The sight of those hands and her sad, swollen face had haunted Gigi’s nightmares for nearly a year.
“I suppose no-one’s job is exactly as we’d imagine. Even the Prime Minister gets bored, for sure.” She replies lightly, desperate to recover the conversation.
consultingsister·:
“You had ambition larger than your parents, I can understand that. Sort of.” Cecelia’s ambition was only different from her parents; hardly larger. Celia hs a social reputation of never working a day in her life. Daddy’s little princess, what does she need a job for? For sure not money, Cecelia’s private wealth is almost unimaginable. A trust fund from her mother’s mother, an inheritance from her mother and grandad, and we haven’t even touched the various funds and accounts that come with being a Holmes. But the truth of it is, Cee has worked since she was sixteen; falling off the rails here and there but always with a job. Her mind rebels at stagnation, her brother would say; give me problems, give me work.
“I only went into modelling to avoid the trap of family expectations. Hated every minute of it, stand there, look pretty. Hardly strenuous mental work. Even now… sometimes I can’t believe I talk about this crap all day.” Crap being ‘how to stay chic in a storm’, while the icecaps are melting. She rolls her eyes, almost affectionally. “What about you, how did you end up in art? You studied… uh, art history at the University of London? Not a totally obvious choice.”
Even if Gigi had her doubts about Cecelia’s capacity to understand her life, she wouldn’t say it. No, Gigi is far too polite and quiet to challenge anyone. She’s not sure she would understand Cecelia’s life though. She imagines being a model, being paid for being beautiful, a face that could sell anything and everything. What it must be like, to be the one people want to speak to at parties. Perhaps it would be exhausting. It wouldn’t suit Gigi, more prone to sulking in the shadows and counting down the minutes until she can leave without insulting the hosts. Cecelia probably never has to worry about insulting people - they’d still love her.
“Courtauld Institute of Art,“ she corrects gently. Her one point of pride, getting into Courtauld. “It’s part of the University of London, but I think every college in the capital is slowly being absorbed into the University of London.” She sips at her latte and picks up a loose lettuce leaf from her sandwich, twirling it before setting it in the box again. It looks so sad and limp, she hopes the sandwich is a little better. “Art history is like being a detective.” She laughs self consciously for a moment, unused to talking about herself. “There’s - clues in every artwork, about the subject, the artist. You can piece together a whole story from the kinds of flowers featured or the type of paint used, and you see these glimpses into the lives of people who lived hundreds of years ago... I like puzzles, I suppose. I like stories.”
consultingsister·:
“Oh, that’s terrible, I’m sorry.” She seems totally sincere, mostly because she is. Cee knows she has never had a normal family, or a normal upbringing, but she can’t imagine much worse than losing her family. The Holmes children have quite the unbreakable bond, connected by early losses and trauma mostly, but Cee doesn’t view it like that. To put it gently, Cee is clever. Very clever. Cleverer than she ever lets slip and sometimes that is isolating. Well her brothers get that; they see the world the same way as she does. She can’t imagine losing those allies in the war against stupid. “Can I ask why? No, I can’t, that’s so terrible rude. Can I ask anyway? You can tell me to fuck off if you don’t want to say.”
She settles at the table, unloading her tray and taking a sip of her juice. Her eyes focus on Georgina, wondering if she makes the other woman nervous. She doesn’t have anything to be worried about but it’s just what people say. Cee is unapologetically forceful; nosy is a polite way to describe what she is. While she is very considered, she also makes a active decision to take up as much space as possible. Cee is not the sort to make herself small for the comfort of others, but Georgina seems like she might. Then Celia will adopt her and teach her how to be loud and bossy and larger than life; to always get what she wants.
Gigi sits in the chair looking shorter than she is, and her eyes drift down to her coffee as she speaks. “It’s alright.” Typical Gigi, she tries to put everyone at ease except herself. Of course, that means she now has to give an explanation she wasn’t planning on, hadn’t prepared for. She sips the coffee to give herself a moment to think, acutely aware that this is the exact same manipulative style her brother endorses. “It’s not anything dramatic, nothing Crime Watch or anything like that.” The truth couldn’t be further from her words, but even in the cosy corner they sit in, she feels the shadow of her brother’s empire creeping in.
“We’re - we’re all very different people really. I don’t think we ever really looked like a family. More like loose parts bolted together. The wheels fell off when my brother and I grew up - but we also, sort of, out-grew each other.” That’s what she tells herself. Her parents were small-minded small town bores, concerned by petty rivalries and keeping up appearances. But their ambition never extended beyond the suburbs where they lived - that kind of criticism reminded her of James, but it rung true all the while. The Moriarty children had ambition, at least. Their difference hung in the nature of their ambition - Gigi wanted peace and comfort, respect and knowledge. James wanted power, at any cost. The truth was, there was no outgrowing James. He was a presence she couldn’t deny. But moments like this, and the indulgent normality of it, she craved.
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