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@peonysubclune ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hi ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Yeah um hi. I was just scrolling through my old blog, screen grabbing hot pix (virtually nonexistent; what was I posting all these years???) and looting all my old jokes. Now I’m walking the neighborhood and peering in windows. I’m surprised the home owners association hasn’t burnt down my place yet to make room for a four lane highway or smth.

bathosmtn

#these assholes

useless-switzerlandfacts

Annemarie Schwarzenbach was a Swiss writer, photographer, journalist and traveller. She dressed androgynously from an early age on and was often mistaken for a young man. One of her friends, Marianne Breslauer described her as “Neither a woman nor a man, but an angel, an archangel.”

Schwarzenbach has written multiple books and has documented the rise of fascism in Europe and her travels to various European countries with her photographs.

thebigsue

‘Alexis thinks we’re having a boy, but I have a strong suspicion that it’s a girl,’ she says. ‘Two weeks after we found out, I played the Australian Open. I told Alexis it has to be a girl because there I was playing in 100-degree weather, and that baby never gave me any trouble. Ride or die. Women are tough that way.’

Serena Williams, via Vogue (via harryflyles)

wizzard890

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nprbooks

Kij Johnson works fresh magic with an old story in The River Bank, a sequel to The Wind in the Willows that introduces two new characters, Miss Mole and Miss Rabbit, but keeps the original’s charm.

The Wind Still Blows Through The Willows — And Along ‘The River Bank’

#GOOD #ratty and mole 4 lyfe

grumpybearbutch

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness fun run race for the cure this is pam

peonysubclune

Pro Am

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llleighsmith

this is so fuckin funny out of context this is about a heron lmao mary oliver is a lesbian

sespursongles-deactivated201906

Note to lesbian poets: only write about female animals if you don’t want a bird’s pronouns to be taken out of context and used to heterosexualise you in the future.

peggy-faces

Sorry, the old Peggy can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause she’s DEAD.

providencepubliclibrary

In the long list of things we likely wouldn’t know about if it wasn’t for this job: the Bread Riot of Mobile. One of the major bread riots of the Civil War, this began on 4th September and continued on through the 5th.

“On Friday, the 4th inst., the women of Mobile, rendered desperate by their sufferings, met in large numbers on the Spring Hill road, with banners on which were printed such devices as ‘Bread or Blood,’ on one side, and ‘Bread and Peace’ on the other, and armed with knives and hatchets, and marched down Dauphine-street, breaking open the stores in their progress, and taking for their use such articles of food or clothing as they were in urgent need of. It was, in fact, a most formidable riot by a long-sufferings and desperate population.”

- The New Orleans Era, printed October 1, 1863

top: the Richmond Bread Riot, Frank Leslie’s Illustrated Newspaper, May 23, 1863. Artist uncredited.

bottom: from Pictorial War Record: Battles of the Late Civil War. Artist uncredited.

#ladies