people eating ladders

i post people eating ladders. all images are made or commissioned by me, unless credited otherwise. you can also find me @miata-detector

[people-eating-ladders]

GD icon eating a ladder

GD icon eating a ladder

[people-eating-ladders]

jax (she/her) eating a ladder

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

It would be really funny if I became the kind of lesbian who works at a hardware store.

[1kit]

Wonderful places, hardware stores

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

I love going to hardware stores because of all the lesbians with colorful hair and piercings :] part of the experience 

[eightglass]

hardware stores also have allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

They’re oddly comforting to me.

[people-eating-ladders]

i too enjoy hardware stores.

[pjackk]

not the intrusive toughts telling me i need Candy and Wiskey!!🤣🤣🤪

[people-eating-ladders]

not the intrusive toughts telling me i need Ladder!!🤣🤣🤪

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[people-eating-ladders]

this guy eating a ladder

[people-eating-ladders]

quit asking of this is a fetish ughh who cares if im scalin my little ladder to these edits, whats more importang is what you the viewer gets from it. is it a fetish for YOU?

[people-eating-ladders]

here, a snack

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ilove you

[people-eating-ladders]

Liam plecak eating a ladder

really low rez liam plecak eating a really low rez ladder

[people-eating-ladders]

I imagine this has been asked before, but why ladders? Don’t get me wrong, it’s spectacular, but deeply curios.

tumblr use darthwoodrack's cat eating a ladder

[queer-as-city-folk]

I hope to be influential enough that some autistic 20 something makes a long winded video essay on me one day

[people-eating-ladders]

best i can do is queer as city folk pfp karl marx dog eating a ladder

[people-eating-ladders]

that one scene from the movie with the cats sharing a shaghetti but it's a ladder?

That one scene from the movie with cats sharing a ladder

[people-eating-ladders]

if tumblr dies find me in the hardware store.

[msmissing-possum]

what are ya gonna be doing there?

[people-eating-ladders]

what, you a nark?

[people-eating-ladders]

if tumblr dies find me in the hardware store.

[pangur-and-grim]

see her loud

[pangur-and-grim]

now see her quiet

[certified-cervid]

now see her bowling pins

[people-eating-ladders]

now see her ladder

[pokeballvictimized]

Pro-tip: if a ladder isnt available, you can use your superhuman leg strength to punch a series of footholds in the wall and ascend vertically that way!

[people-eating-ladders]

i hope that situation never arrises.

[people-eating-ladders]

Is it a sex thing?

sex isnt real, you cant have it

[people-eating-ladders]

R u tumbr famous or is my dash just like that

your dash is just like that