second biggest muscle: my muscles

wheatley is *MY* favorite character and *I* get to make fun of him | portal sideblog | call me nudel | he/him | german | pls check my pinned | my art tag is #incel art | likes and follows from @squipdop

[incel-wheatley]

wheatley can have a little control of the facility. as a treat.

yo whatup im nudel, mid 20s, male, my pronouns are he/him, and this is my portal sideblog

my main is @squipdop, my art tag on this blog here is #incel art and my text posts are tagged with #Blabbering

if you need anything else tagged, please shoot me a message and ill try my best!

i am a multishipper and do ship chelldos and also chelley, and ill post abt both

i also ship a bunch of other things including but not limited to caveline and wheatrat

i also sometimes post about Blue Sky

all of those will be tagged, so if anyone wants to filter out anything, feel free to!

also, wheatley is my favorite character, and i will make fun of him, so if that ticks you off, you might not want to follow me

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[get-that-women-impregnating]

Get That Woman Impregnating Quarterfinals! Poll Five!

Who deserves to go around impregnating?

Eve

GLaDOS

Voting ended onMar 21

Eve

"The first woman should be able to get people pregnant"

GLaDOS

"I know shes a robot but come on. Shes an icon. Just read her sexypedia page.

[courtesycalling]

Portal 2: The Blood Update

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[2023-yaoi-off]

Yuri-Off 2026: First of Her name

Round 1: Chell x Glados (Portal) vs Edelgard x F!Byleth (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Chell x Glados

Edelgard x F!Byleth

Voting ended onJan 12

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[orionporion]

🔵🟠🔵🟠🔵🟠

[facelessurgeons]

[calware]

free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

This but the genders are swapped

[calware]

[uraandri]

oh it's even worse lmao

[vodenanimfa]

what is it about misandry truthers and that little robot ball from portal 2

[rneliflua]

its cool to do alternative readings of characters based on their wasted potential but sometimes fandom will be like "canon is wrong for thinking [character] is [trait]" and [trait] will be the core tenet of the character which defines not only their personal arc but also their role in the larger story

[kirpichq]

[bellasauruss]

michelle.................... michelle.... u areee a monsterr from... hell....

here is my chell #awesome

[wyent]

I struggle to draw her always

[sixft]

stupid sphere sunday

[rafayeltheseagod]

GLaDOS: "Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? Where are you taking that thing?"

Chell:

[throwcatz]

envy.

been a while. miss him.