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“I just hugged a guy I don’t know. He smelled nice so it was okay.”

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Friend: “Did you get your referee licence from a cereal packet?”

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Friend: “This shirt is a fucking IQ test. I’m not that smart.”

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Guy: *to the teacher* “You look nice today.”

Another guy. “I think you look nice every day.”

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Guy: “This is the smart table.”

Me: “Then why are you here?”

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Cousin: “That’s what I do in the evenings. Chew ice.”

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Sibling: “I’m only gonna say 6 (six) words.” *holds up 7 (seven) fingers* “Go to bed.”

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Sibling: “The door should close, Clio. Otherwise, you’re illegal.”

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Guy: *looking in a magazine* “She was scary.”

Another guy: “Is it a picture of Clio?”

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Teacher: “Five minutes left. You know what’s perfect then? A minilesson on nuclear weapons.”

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Teacher: “Hydrogen bombs are smaller than atom bombs. Why is that good if you like to kill people with bombs?”

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Guy: *drinks energy drink* “You get so much energy. I want to lie down and do 200 (two hundred) burpees.”

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Guy: “Fuck. I’m sitting by myself today. I have no one to bother.”

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Guy: “Nutella is like breathing.”

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Kid: “Wait! I have to warm up my cheeks one more time on the radiator.”

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Sibling: “Clothes are for noobs.”

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Sibling: “Breakfast, lunch, breakfast, dinner. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, that’s why we eat it two times.”