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xxxtentacion almost beat a man to death because he was gay and now he got shot during pride month

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

thebootydiaries

sir,

thebootydiaries

you may be wondering, but why did you block out his url? you always get discourse, but this is the first time you’ve blocked out a url, why? well son let me explain. firstly, im not your real dad. secondly, this guy has a literal urine kink. his blog is actual peeing porn. urine. a real live grown man person. i am cryign as i type this

gringoslur

uhhh “i can support love simon but i can’t support the *lesbian movie* (Rafiki) because it’s a foreign indie movie that it’s hard to see!! it’s not the ANTI-BLACKINESS/RACISM or the SEXISM!!!” listen i WOULD believe that if i didnt remember how people lost their fucking mind over Skam, a NorwegianTV show that wasn’t even TRANSLATED, because it had 2 white gays. like, cmon.

gringoslur

“Love, simon its a hollywood movie!!!!” And moonlight won like 3 oscars but you forgot abt it in 3 seconds.

“but moonlight its sad!!!” Yeah because call me by your name its just so HAPPY and HEALTHY and GOOD for the lgtb+ community.

gringoslur

just say that you don’t like black people or lesbians and leave.

aspectofachilles

Gamer bros: if gaming industries keep pandering to the feminists and lgbt im never playing video games again.

everyone else:

catscenter

yassmines

shes giving me Great gardening advice

1dietcokeinacan

I trust her with my life.

kibibarel

“But there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence.” is one of those quotes that sounds super deep and like it came from a literary classic and that’s because it DID it’s from a modern literary masterpiece, Pokémon Black Version and White Version (2010)

mostlycatsmostly

flordalaranja

an alien

apathetic-revenant

ryu1964-deactivated20200806

My alternative to the troll face, the appreciative face

2-dodo-2-quit

how your mcm look at you before & after he nut

treygotguap

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

melanin-majestic

Sounds busy to me

ghc-deactivated20190415

hey

ghc-deactivated20190415

loseaturn-deactivated20181116

Meme Island

tangarang

other

charlesoberonn

Somebody do an updated rendition

tokai-teio

minajs

me age 13: OMG!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! TEAM EDWARD TEAM EDWARD TEAM EDW

me age 16: i fucking hate twilight i never want to see it again get it away from me what the fuck was wrong with me

me age 18: omg wtf twilight isn’t so bad but why was i ever team edward he’s so abusive and controlling jacob is clearly the superior choice for bella i’m team jacob forever now

me age 20: Jacob Black is the epitome of the “nice guy” who plays heavily into “friendzone” culture. Bella has, on multiple occasions, told Jacob she has no romantic interest in him yet he continues to peruse her, even forcing himself on her against her will. She punches him after he forces a kiss on her but since he is a werewolf her hand bounces off his face and it’s laughed off as a joke while Jacob faces no real consequences for his actions. While Edward has exhibited abusive and controlling behavior, he stands in contrast to Jacob. Jacob will not stop pushing Bella to admit she has feeling for him while Edward, with the exception of a few minor incidents, takes the high road and doesn’t engage in Jacob’s childish and harmful practices. He does his best to protect Bella from harm and protect her ability to chose a human life or a life with him. What is really interesting is the Team Edward/Team Jacob culture that was perpetuated by this fandom when Bella Swan was the protagonist. Bella was essentially erased from the narrative by fans who wanted her with either Jacob or Edward and her choices were narrowed down to a controlling emo 100 year old vampire or a whiny man child werewolf. I am team Bella Swan and I support her ability to choose the life she wants. (Reference: Meyer, Stephenie. Twilight. , 2005. Print.)