Dank Memestrology

I totally know a ton about astrology and none of this is fake at all Aquarius Sun/Aries Rising/Taurus Moon

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RIP Tumblr Astrology

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hurdles for stelliums

1st house: discovering your ego

2nd house: discovering your worth

3rd house: discovering your voice

4th house: discovering your home

5th house: discovering your sentiment

6th house: discovering your purpose

7th house: discovering your dependency

8th house: discovering your leverage

9th house: discovering your beliefs

10th house: discovering your professional calling

11th house: discovering your dreams

12th house: discovering your subconscious

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LANA DEL REY ZODIAC

BORN TO DIE // Aries, Gemini, Virgo

PARADISE // Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn

ULTRAVIOLENCE // Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

HONEYMOON // Taurus, Cancer, Libra

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when you find out your mutual is a gemini

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Signs That Will Have A Great 2016

Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces

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WHAT THE SIGNS REALLY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Aries: snow

Taurus: snow

Gemini: snow

Cancer: snow

Leo: snow

Virgo: snow

Libra: snow

Scorpio: snow

Sagittarius: snow

Capricorn: snow

Aquarius: snow

Pisces: snow

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THE TWO TYPES OF EACH SIGN

Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything

Aries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you w their bare hands

Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato

Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess

Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers

Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean

Cancer Type One: Really overprotective and cries a lot

Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life

Leo Type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious

Leo Type Two: A lil insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny

Virgo Type One: Super Organized and germaphobe

Virgo Type Two: “Bruh have you seen my bed?”

Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable

Libra Type Two: Netflix Hoe

Scorpio Type One: Super sexy and evil emotional wRECK

Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic assholes

Sagittarius Type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom

Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of doge meme

Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and conservative Republican asshat

Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever

Aquarius Type One: God

Aquarius Type Two: Alien

Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive

Pisces Type Two: Stoner and never talks about their feels

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Halsey // “Young Goat”

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The signs as wild ways French kings have (allegedly) died

Aries: Publicly assassinated (Henry IV)

Taurus: Stabbed in the eye (Henry II)

Gemini: Falling off a horse (Louis III, IV, and V)

Cancer: Falling off of a horse while chasing a girl (Louis III)

Leo: Mysterious death following a game of tennis (Louis X)

Virgo: Died on the orders of his uncle after ruling for five days (John I)

Libra: Died engaged in coitus with Mary Tudor (Louis XII)

Scorpio: Killed by wife's archenemy (Sigebert I)

Sagittarius: Murdered by a monk (Henry III)

Capricorn: Dying of starvation after a tumor on the mouth made eating impossible (Charles VII)

Aquarius: Hit his head in a door frame and possibly fell down some stairs (Charles VIII)

Pisces: Guillotined (Louis XVI)

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water signs watching everybody else build relationships built on trust, love and mutual respect as well as true companionship 

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unexpected things the signs might do when they like you

Aries: say mean things to you then turn it into a compliment Taurus: admire from afar but get annoyed/jealous at everything you do Gemini: mock you Cancer: act like an irritating little kid to you Leo: too stubborn to talk to you Virgo: try to treat them as a close friend but fail and stutter like a bitch Libra: stare instead of flirt Scorpio: analyse every single little thing you do, but then blank you Sagittarius: laugh at you Capricorn: pretend they hate you Aquarius: pretend you don’t exist Pisces: spend ages making up unrealistic fantasies in their mind

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Cancer male and Taurus Male relationship

Lots of uncontrollable emotions but you'll be able to relate and find happiness, unlike me

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Pisces and Libra relationship

They think it's going well then there's emotions and the Pisces swims off to be with their whale friends in the ocean of their tears

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On behalf of scorpios and capricorns I'm so sorry your parents had sex when they did

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the signs as encouraging words from my father

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Gemini:

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Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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First impressions of a libra?

Libras always come off as trustworthy and super friendly, but that's rarely the whole truth