Surprise, Bitch.

Betcha thought you'd seen the last of me. I deleted my blog but now I'm back.

[halimex98]

Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina

[baal-hala]

vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength

[reginaeinferos]

I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and strength.

[khadds]

Say it one more time.

[bonkalore]

#who the fuck has ever thought a penis represents dignity?#have you *seen* a penis?#it’s a floppy meatsock that’s basically like a dog that only knows one trick#and does it constantly at random intervals hoping maybe this time it’ll get a treat#they’re completely ridiculous

[cdr-wanheda-1698-deactivated201]

*Claps slowly in admiration*

[xfactor-bathroom-deactivated202]

Why isn’t One Direction nominated for choice tv show drama??

[officialalltimelow]

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

[pepeniall]

I've felt so ugly lately someone love me

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

sometimes your reason for living can be the stupidest little thing. like “i don’t want my pet to get sad because they miss me” or “i want to know how this television show ends.” and sometimes, that’s enough.

[sweetheartlouie]

this is probably what i’ll be like next year…

[pepeniall]

job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

[fightmeloueh-deactivated2017022]

[millionharry]

Remember when we used to refer to the boys as the Bradford Bad Boi, the Swag Masta from Doncaster, Daddy Direction, Hazza Stazza and The Special Snowflake reblog if you’re a true 90’s kid

[vashiane-archive-blog]

Natural Eye Color Chart

[cometaesthetic-blog]

“Keep Donald Trump Out Of The White House” Squad

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

[yesjustanotherreject-deactivate]

I have a strong feeling that 90% of the people who reblogged this don’t know shit about politics and are just going along with what everyone else/their parents say.

[cometaesthetic-blog]

You know who else doesn’t know shit about politics? Donald Trump

[yumireko-deactivated20170815]

[bevsi]

anxiety: Hey.. It’s suffering time me: why anxiety: I forget but. It’s suffering time

[oldvibez]

[slowdlve-deactivated20160127]

remember when people were saying kendall and harry were at coachella but it turned out to be that rico dude from hannah montana 

[newmanagement]

[theradiostar]

I can’t wait until One Direction puts out a greatest hits album and we all get to brawl in the streets over which songs deserve to make the cut

[theradiostar]

put your ride or dies in the tags

[dipbrowpomade]

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

[harryedward]

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies