Came for the titties, Stayed for the techno

[frootfarm]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of andrew lloyd webber when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse andrew lloyd webber and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

[feigenbaumsworld]

These are awesome! Really. You hit everything on the “list” and in a humorous way which makes it more awesome. Everything from taking a shower to remembering your meds when your depressed is a major challenge. All these things are things I struggle with when I hit a depressive episode. I’m sure they seem silly and small to those without a mood disorder, but they’re huge accomplishments to those of us who are sufferers and we should acknowledge that.  tl;dr You rock, holyhotpantsbatman!

[strawberreli]

seeing these on my dash made me feel loads better, even if i cried more than once today and still don’t have healthy sleeping habits.

[pepitha]

“Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.”

— Sophia Dembling, The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via cottaterra)

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[pepitha]

Me: I'm scared

Friend: Why?

Me:(shrugs shoulders) why not

[dollprince]

whoever put me in charge of roadtrip music probably just made the worst mistake of their life

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[warlockwhore]

did the shia labeouf meme die yet?

[rooster-tumble]

“how do u sleep so much?” depression

“omg why do you stay up so late” depression

“how do you still manage to get everything done?” anxiety 

[starllex]

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like 

[respectfulmemes]

[kaibasego]

[steamed-greens]

Excuse me, could I use the bathroom? I need to powder my

[bob-belcher]