The Jammy Dodger.

Tam. 22 Adelaide.

[thegirlwiththeloontattoo]

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

[horrible-harlot]

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

[callurn-deactivated20151129]

Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”

[morethanstarswere-deactivated20]

Or just as marriage..?

[callurn-deactivated20151129]

Macklemore didn’t die for this

[zanyxoe]

You’re right he didn’t

[everythingfox]

The song to end all wars

[thatsthat24]

Plans ✏️

[hipster]

I grew out of “I never text first” phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride

[sylphy]

Everyone needs to grow out of the “I never text first phase” sooner rather than later.

In friend groups there is always someone who is always initiating the conversation with everyone they know. It is utterly exhausting, and it leaves them feeling like the friendship would not continue if they weren’t putting in the effort. Do them a favor and start the conversation first for once. It means something.

[psy-kylo-gy]

Okay, anyone who is playing the new Pokémon games, I’m kind of at a loss for words… I’m just a casual more or less, I didn’t play any of these old games when I was younger. I did play X/Y and Sun/Moon some, but never beat either one. So here I am now, addicted immediately.

I named my adorable little critter bff Rey and was lucky that it was indeed a girl! I looked it up and apparently the chances of getting a female (let alone on first try) are obnoxiously low.

OH MY GOD HOW CUTE IS THIS. So I use her all the time. Everywhere. She’s like… one hitting everything and barely getting hurt from enemy attacks. I’m like… is this normal? She is so strong and brave and sturdy! She’s level 25 and I have the ability to “judge” Pokémon now. I’m curious how this little girl fares…

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?! Does everyone’s starter Pokémon have stats like this? Am I in some weird dream land?!?! I feel like this game is super easy because of this beast, if I had the other game would Pikachu have stats like this? This is unreal. I wish my Chespin in Y had these stats, I struggled a lot with that damn thing.

[gracetheacefromouterspace]

OP got a perfect IV female eevee on their first try, reblog for luck

[nokiabae]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

[valentinesvampire]

*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*

[3cute-blog1]

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

[3cute-blog1]

????????

[3cute-blog1]

ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[dead-tigris]

Tehran, Iran by Hadise Sattarian

[aestheticcaptions]

[Image description: photos of cars with wallpaper-like flower prints on them]

[synthot]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

[sillisofthefaust-deactivated201]

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

[casputin]

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[curiosamathematica]

[curlsaplenty]

[es-peons-deactivated20181114]

[pure-posts]

[lesbiamdionysus-deactivated2019]

MY FUCKIN HEART

[pizzaotter]

I WISH YALL WOULD STOP POSTING THIS SAD POKÉMON SHIT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE

[ithelpstodream]

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

[clownsauce-deactivated20230729]

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

[darwinquark]

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.

[waitinghopingliving]

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]