Peppermint Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson stuff | child of Athena | any pronouns

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

fragrance manipulation, or, the ability to give myself a super powerful migraine

[darker-than-darkstorm]

Going to try this again… let’s see…

Psychic Laser Manipulation

… and…

Banjo Mastery?

So, basically…

(Yes, Wander is the image on the latter page!)

[capoctillery]

Bruh I got fucking Safe Mode which means I can change into a form that would protect me from harm, and the second power I got was Kiss of Death, instakill anyone with a kiss. These would make a pretty interesting and badass character I think I’m good with these lol

[z3r0steam]

i got hair weaponry and chimerism (i can fuse with animals and shit)

its a good thing my hair is long as hell lmao

[fairycosmos]

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

[lakevida]

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

[venoshocked-deactivated20230503]

love the word "methinks". like lol. yeah. me sure is thinksing.

[chillywillow1]

Methinks therefore meam

[animentality]

[polyphonetic]

this equation is NOT cute. numbers actually hate being under a square root symbol and it distresses them

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Annabeth: this is the hardest and most important decision you’ll ever have to make

Percy: i know! leo, do you still have that magic 8 ball?

[thaliasthunder]

its actually outraging percy is canonically a skater boy but never got to see a fanart of it??

[djmobwife-deactivated20220329]

Remember her

[ishootcops-moved-deactivated202]

god forbid women do anything

[natequarter]

"gender envy or attraction?" both. i want to be him AND i want to fuck him.

[xxgalacticambitionsxx]

victor frankenstein wasn't even a doctor he was a college student why the hell do we even call him that

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

god forbid undergrads achieve anything

[raspberryjellybrains]

I really enjoy the contrast between the attitude towards killing in PJO and MCGA. Percy doesn't like killing and only does it when he has to, while feeling very tortured that he is quite good at violence despite wanting to avoid it. then Magnus shows up and his first resort is killing and he is so so bad at it. his sword is swinging him for god's sake, this boy is so cringefail at fighting and it is his first instinct, which goes entirely unquestioned. really a beautiful, beautiful contrast.

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester: Birds are truly the epitome of self care. Do you see how much time they spend grooming themselves? How many times a day they go get snacks? How often they scream at nothing just to let out an emotion we cannot understand? Inspiring.

[simpingforpjo]

[seongpinkhwa]

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

[thaliasthunder]

[mattholicguilt]

She’s everything! (He’s just Lester.)