It's Poppin' Time

She/They - Corporation first, person second - The BEST SODA (no objections) - Evil Advisor to @eredin-offical - Technically dead??

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

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Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

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hi i am asexual and i approve this message

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Hi I am the asexual

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laughter house? I love to laugh!

Yes yes I love laughing and laughter ha-ha-ha

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mrew

mmmmmreow

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root beer is better

*attempts murder*

*Snatches knife out of your hand and swallows it*

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pepsi goated

Thanks, bro

Y'ALL HEAR THAT??

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PEPSI MAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!! :D

PEPSI MAN

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Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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Huh

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Huh

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Huh

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Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

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balance

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Y'all I need Heated Rivalry fics of Shane punching Ilya's father in the face why aren't there any

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You're alive!

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I LIVE

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I'M BACK, BABY

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Pepisiisjsj: the Pespi game

- @nintendocorporation

Fucking pardon me??

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Should i draw Pepsi Man (the original mascot?)

YESSS BRING HIM BACK PLEASEEE ALL MY MARKETING NOW IS SO BORING AND SOULLESS

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Favorite letter?

P

I'll let you figure that one out

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Have you listened to the album dispepsi

Dis pepsi has not? Is it any good?

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Y'all I need Heated Rivalry fics of Shane punching Ilya's father in the face why aren't there any

[juanaa-ii]

In another universe, Mike would’ve been a kick-ass secretary. Not Harvey’s secretary but like some CEO’s secretary because I’m sure you don’t need a college degree for that (or maybe you do?)

It’d be a cool story. Harvey decides, ultimately, he can’t risk hiring Mike and lets him go after the cops are gone. Even gives him his business card and tells Mike that if he ever needs any help, he’d take his case pro-bono.

Mike is sullen but goes back to bike riding deliveries. The CEO just had his secretary walk out on him and he’s down on his luck, looking for someone competent. In comes this smart know-it-all kid who not only memorized the layout of his firm enough to deliver his package promptly, but also knows just from a glance at the documents that the CEO shouldn’t take a deal he was just about to sign.

And Mike goes on this whole tangent about how terrible the deal is and this CEO is baffled and thinks ‘I want this guy’ and then Mike spills his whole life story again (Because obviously) and the CEO is like ‘you’re hired, you don’t need a college degree for this job’.

And it’s a rough week, adjusting to his new boss and his coworkers but while he isn’t rising so much in social situations, he’s certainly even brighter then CEO hoped for.

And, biggest kicker? The CEO is recently signed off as a client of Pearson Hardman. Or, particularly, as Harvey Spector’s client.

The whole point of this tangent wasn’t about Harvey or Jessica or Louis. It was actually about Donna. I think the two of them would’ve been great friends if Mike was a secretary. Mike would’ve been like Donna. He’s terrifying but unlike Donna, he’s completely oblivious to it. Donna reads people but Mike memorizes images and conversations. His visual and auditory skills scares the others. When he asks for something, you do it because you don’t know if he has dirt on you and you don’t know if he’s seen what you did in the bathroom or if he’s heard the conversation you had in the break room.

Mike just thinks the others are very kind workers.

Now that I think about it…what if Mike was Louis’s secretary?? Oh lord.

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Yo Pepsi, I selfship with Pepsiman is that cool with you bro?

Whatever floats your boat, bro

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Passing this on to you! Put this star in the inbox of a good friend, your favorite blog, or a pleasant acquaintance, and so on.

Will do 🌟🌟