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@artemisiamasterofnone
intro post or something
Questioning aromantic asexual and agender (unlabeled)
Im the small kind of gay, and gaybutgenderedgender, courtesy of @small-bottle-of-expired-milk
Hellenistic polytheist(?)(artemis and apollo) idk
I play ukulele
Im pro endo
I run @shoutout-to-offical
Main tags are tagged for optimal blog stalking :D original posts tagged with 🌙
fandoms and communities:
...pfft
•••1 Year Before Bianca Is Born•••
Big Three: *Chilling*
Zeus: So how goes things with you and the the Italian ;)?
Hades: Well. Wedding planning is going smoothly.
Zeus: ...
Poseidon: ...
Hades: *Sips his wine*🍷
Zeus: ...I beg your pardon?
Hades: What?
Poseidon: Wedding planning...?
Hades: Yes...wedding planning...Maria and I are engaged???
Zeus: ...
Poseidon: ...
Zeus: ...I BEG YOUR PARDON—!?
Poseidon: Since WHEN!?
Hades: Since January—did I never tell you!?
Zeus: NO???
Poseidon: OH MY SHIT—!?
Hades: I could have sworn—no her family threw an engagement dinner that day, fuck—!
Poseidon: Wait and Persephone she–she's cool with this!?
Hades: Shit, we picked the ring together, her and Maria are out dress shopping as we speak!
Poseidon: ...
Zeus: ...
Poseidon: ...I gotta go—I gotta talk to Ampi!
Zeus: *Envious silence because Hera would NEVER*
Part two of the quote generator Jo showed me
@purpledelight127 the link is here!
@ihateeveyoneandeverything @thecatboyknight-offical @i-know-too-many-greek-myths
With the Alex and I one, its true but I confessed first so tech. yeah, and he flusters 1000000x faster than I do <3 I love it
Aso yes the throwing the phone at my window one is very real, I feel it could happen irl. I wanna do this with some of my mutuals and you
@i-know-too-many-greek-myths and I ^
@deusben and I ; *why do I see this happening and yes I know this is a quite literal meme* ^
@melancholic-whimsy and I ^
@godsgoodestgay *I didn't wanna put your name* and I ^
@lightsabersandbluecookies and I ^
@somesharkguy and I ^
@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant and I ^
@lemonenty and I ^
@duckwithdeviousintent and I ^
@xo-evsi and I ^
@electricbones and I ^
@queen-of-chaos-offical and I ^
This is crazily so much fun ^^. I chose the ones that I feel are accurate most of them got it on the second try
Accurate <//3
@thecatboyknight-offical and I^ (i would absolutely do this)
@tired-shipper and I^ (It's canon trust)
@skeletal-spire-man hmm
@kingkit7734 I've actually done something like this before ^
@obsessivebookwormalert 😭
@evee1308 heh true
roser I'm sobbing what was that 😭😭😭😭
@shenanigan42 I would so do that :3
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical canon
@lightsabersandbluecookies hmmm????
@makeitfast9052 i fear you have been clocked
@artemisiamasterofnone
@the-lotus-files yes
@random-indian-girl :33
@fancysheepnacho bad old fart
@tired-shipper MY WIFE NOOOOOO
im in love
Claire: Hey Artemisia, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Artemisia, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Claire: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Artemisia! ... Artemisia: Boo! Boo, I say! Claire: Artemisia? Artemisia: Oh, I am not Artemisia. I am the scariest thing known to mankind. A failed math test! Claire: Yeah, right… I’m gonna move on now… Artemisia: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice!
@caravalxjurdan240 ^
Pradhya: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Artemisia: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again? ... Artemisia: *plays shreksophone* Artemisia: Woo. Artemisia: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity. Pradhya: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
@oricade ^
Artemisia, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Xander, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine. ... Artemisia: My head hurts. Jay: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
@er-idkhehe2 ^
Artemisia: Tommorrow's garbage day. Frog: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
@aquaphilicbibliophile ^
Chaos: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy. ... Artemisia: *slams books down in front of Chaos* Artemisia: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Chaos: You could of said literally anything else. Artemisia: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Chaos: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
@chaos-incarnate-xd ^
Amari: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. Artemisia: But what if something else happens just this one time?
@randomfandomwriter ^
Flyer : I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it! ... Flyer : Ooh, I like your accent, where you from? Artemisia: I am Liberian. Flyer : Oh, my bad. Flyer , whispering: I like your accent, where you from?
@flyerguardian ^
Piper: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Artemisia: Wait, what’s the difference? Piper: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
@jacksfoxevangeline ^
Claude: Today is Non-binary Awareness Day! Claude, staring into Artemisia’s eyes: I AM AWARE OF YOU. Artemisia: Really wish you weren’t. ... Artemisia: Hey. Claude: Hey? Artemisia: I can't sleep. :/ Claude: I can. Goodnight.
@soil-clown ^
Artemisia, talking to Worm: With all due respect, which is none…
...
Worm: We got a free day now. Whatdo you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
...
Artemisia: I am going to need you to swear-
Worm: Fuck.
Artemisia:
Artemisia: ...swear as in promise.
@obsessivebookwormalert ^
Amir: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Artemisia, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
@amir-of-choccymilk-elias ^
Artemisia: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now. ... Artemisia: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’ ... Artemisia, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town- ... Artemisia: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under. ... Artemisia: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? Artemisia: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Caliban being a asshole
i’m obsessed with this
and then, two months later....
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i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness
"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.
i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights
Management loves this guy, a real team player with a "can do" attitude 😃
in a perfect world, non-binary people will not be forced into one gender binary
I finally finished the back of my jacket!!!
idrk how posting videos to tumblr works ok here
song: “Intruso” by Enjambre
don’t bully meh ;-;
ok for some reason im not hearing audio in the preview so i hope to god it’s not muted cuz that would actually be so embarrassing if it was😭💔😭💔😭
fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here
for your consideration
Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.
i heard someone say once, “you don’t need to speak French to acknowledge that it’s a language that exists”. and i feel like more ppl need to keep that in mind when they come across something they don’t understand.
Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)
Class: Dentist!
Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)
Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!
Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.
I ask myself this every day.
12 year olds REALLY like taxes, debt, and divorce as topics of distress in improvisation for some reason
