cant afford my price

im too fly to fight 😈

[frawgs]

me when i arrive at the reptile and frog enclosures at the pet store

[hustlerose]

bro we are in a parasocial relationship. i have no idea you exist bro. bro you are forming a connection with an illusory idea of me now bro. you are constructing a false picture of my personality based on my online persona. you are sending me messages now and i am leaving you on read. dont stop bro……. bro.. 

[jumex]

[thestateonmtv]

Illegalize gay marriage again for Shane Dawson

[cathartesauras]

we didn’t die at stonewall for someone to kneel like this during an engagement

[dankmemeuniversity]

[succulentbud]

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

[krpkchains]

remember when melody told leorio that his heartbeat sounded like lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to and it was very soothing

[smeasel]

[twscum]

Hm just because i study greece i am in the wrong?

[twscum]

Wow a dick joke? You have stooped so low to a dick joke? A very old and unused one, may i add. I have never heard of it and i am glad i didn’t until now. You’re very immature, Excerebrose.

[notvoid]

this dude the row in front of me in math class is browsing twitter and got hentai on his dash, saw the Wendy’s mascot with giant tits. it’s hard to balance taking notes and waiting for this guy to scroll past porn and be able to take a pic of it in time

[notvoid]

get off the reaction images and look at porn you idiot

[notvoid]

YES

[notvoid]

GOT HIM 2

[notvoid]

he has since launched warframe and gone on armor games

[notvoid]

found the chan thread he was on and posted the pic of him browsing it

[slavcatpictures]

[kurt-wagnerz]

[fozzie]

[a-bold-move]

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Lol dude you're a child, "jazz fine liquor and cigars" lolllll get out of here ya cuck. Don't try to appear sophisticated on Tumblr .

If I so chose

I could remark on the fact you are a gamer

But a Lion does not concern himself

with the lifestyle of a field mouse

So instead I will spend time

at my personal archery range

And reflect on the day that has been.

[iluvtiktok]

[tvshou]

Some of y’all bout to be real mad at me

[roadrunner-moved]

pre-domination mogami: you have to be mean all the time

mob: fuck that

post-domination mogami: you have to be mean some of the time

mob:

[veeranger]

sign that says “you must be at least this funny to comment on my post”