Prompts from Boomerang (1992)
Lines of dialogue from the romantic comedy Boomerang. Suggestive themes present, viewer discretion is advised. Change as needed.
“I left something on your desk for you the other day.”
“Don’t make that ‘he didn’t dig it’ face, I dug it!”
“How could you put something like that in your mental rolodex?”
“Wait a minute- the only reason stuff like that happens to me all the time is because I pay attention to women.”
“You have too much dog and not enough romance in your life.”
“I am Mr. Romance when I meet a woman, then once I hit it I lose interest- but that ain’t my fault!”
“You have a beautiful accent, where you from?”
“You have got to process some of this anger, man!”
“I know you hear me, you slimy, sleezy, sneaky, slithering son of a bitch!”
“I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.”
“How’d you learn to cook like that?”
“I’m not ready for this.”
“Spend the night with me.”
“I just don’t wanna be hurt again.”
“You ain’t supposed to be going through my mail.”
“Don’t you think it’s about time for a promotion?”
“I cannot tell you how happy I am to be working with you.”
“You shouldn’t have to blow your own horn. You should leave that for someone else to do.”
“Wouldn’t you like to get out of that tight shirt?”
“Excuse me! I’m sorry to bother you, but I just had to come over and say something to you- you’re breathtaking.”
“I’m sorry, just what you said was pretty pathetic.”
“I’m a huge fan of your work! I’m a huge, huge fan of your work.”
“You look a little bit lost, can I help you?”
“You’re interested in her, right?”
“Please do not call me that.”
“You can’t quit because... I need you.”
“You’re trying to seduce me on the sneak.”
“Let me assure you of something. When I seduce you- if I decide to seduce you, you’ll know.”
“Why am I constantly being ignored!”
“Don’t make fun of me, okay? My English is not so good.”
“You’re looking casually fine tonight.”
“I’m going to get some espresso, you want some?”
“Next time, I’ll take control.”
“Have you ever been to New Orleans?”
“I think you’re cool. I like you.”
“Do I look like the kinda girl that would be prying?”
“I think that we should go home.”
“It’s more than sex with this girl, I dig her.”
“What, you think I can’t pay for it?”
“He’s wonderful, he’s magnificent! And he also happens to have the best ass I’ve ever seen.”
“He couldn’t hit it if he had a bat.”
“I don’t think that we should do this in the office.”
“You’re not getting serious on me, are you?”
“What the hell is 911 for?”
“Oh you finally decided to show up.”
“You have no clothes on underneath your coat.”
“So. When are we going to fuck?”
“Don’t expect me to sleep with people for business reasons.”
“What an absolutely exhausting evening, huh?”
“You made me feel dirty and I don’t believe this whole thing is happening to me, okay?”
“Nothing? Oh that’s what sex is to you, huh? Nothing?”
“I don’t believe the way you let her dog you out like that!”
“Whatever it is you’re doing to him? It’s starting to affect his work.”
“It seems whatever I’m ‘doing’ to him, you’re taking it rather personally.”
“As an employee I thank you for saving my job and as your lover I thank you for ruining my life.”
“I said this was going to happen. I was just hoping it wouldn’t happen with you.”
“I am not going to let you sit around here and mope all day long, now snap out of it!”
“Have you been listening to me, Cupid has his foot in my ass!”
“You can’t paint my miseries away!”
“What a lively lil’ thing you are.”
“Art can be very abstract. It doesn’t have to make sense, only in the artist’s mind.”
“I just don’t want them to think we’re a couple, y’know?”
“You look just like your dad.”
“You didn’t marry me for my cooking.”
“Your parents are smoking a joint in my bath?”
“You sure I can’t help you with the dishes?”
“We ain’t supposed to be kissing.”
“That one was kinda deep- you went to the bottom of the ocean on that.”
“Why do you always have to have all the girls?”
“So I can’t be with a nice girl?”
“You don’t care about no one but yourself, man!”
“Come quick! I got something I wanna show you!”
“You seemed desperate and unsure of yourself.”
“How’d it go last night?”
“There’s certain things you just have no control over, alright?”
“Y’know I’m sick and tired of men using ‘love’ like it’s some kind of disease you just catch- love shoulda brought your ass home last night!”
“You only love your damn self!”
“How could you say I never cared about you?”
“Y’know the bad thing about having a heart? Is that it gets broken when you deal with people like you.”
“I guess I should feel happy, but I don’t.”
“I’m in love with somebody.”
“If you’re in love with her, why you here with me?”
“That ain’t smoke, alright? That’s aroma.”
“No, man! One big motherfucking hug, man!”
“We miss you! Where have you been?”
“I had to rearrange my priorities in life.”
“It’s pretty low using the kids.”
“I’m just not big on words on paper these days.
“You’re damn right you fucked up! You hurt me!”
“I miss you. No, I really, really miss you- I’ve never missed anybody in my life and I miss you.”
“Well this isn’t about your love, it’s about the fact that you can’t love me the way that I deserve to be loved. That’s what this is about.”
“Why you doing this? Being all stiff and cold and hiding behind your work.”
“I’m taking care of my business and I suggest you take care of yours.”
“Give me one reason why I should take you back. One.”
“I can’t breathe without you.”
“If you even turn and look at her, I will break your fucking neck.”
“I’m playing, it’s a joke!”
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