Feel free to request any of these!
“Or you could stay a little longer.”
2. “Emergency dance party?”
3. “Okay, I know I’m evil and all that jazz, but I have standards too.”
4. “I’d punch you, but that’d ruin your perfect face.”
5. “Please remember that I love you.”
6. “You are actually Satan, oh my god.”
7. “Why are you aggressively stripping?”
8. “Wow, I am so in love with you… just wow.”
9. “I can’t trust you anymore.”
10. “Listen, do you want to face the wrath of a 7 year old girl?”
11. “I’m fine, stop asking me that.”
12. “I totally let you win.”
13. “Because i’m Batman? Duh?”
14. “Oh, wow… jeez, holy crap, wow you are so pretty.”
15. “Ow, oka- OW, CAN YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW?!”
16. “I can’t be in love with you! I have a reputation to uphold!”
“Babe… you’re not actually a wizard.”
20. “You know I can’t do this without you.”
21. “Guess who broke their nose! Me. It’s me. I broke my nose.”
22. “So is this intentional, or…?”
23. “AHHH! Kill it! Kill it! For Christ’s sake kill it!!”
24. “I think I’m adorable.”
25. “I am so lucky to have you. You’re wonderful. I love you. Okay bye.”
26. “I’m sorry, you don’t understand how bad I feel about this.”
27. “Jesus! What the hell, I thought you were dying!”
30. “You’re allowed to be happy, y’know.”
31. “Don’t be alarmed. I’m going to kiss you.”
32. “I’m trying to hate you. I now realize that was a stupid idea.”
33. “You have fanfiction eyes. How is that even possible?!”
34. “Do us both a favour and leave me alone.”
35. “Where do we go from here?”
36. “Off, off, off! You’re getting crumbs on my bed.”
37. “Who do you think you are?”
38. “We did it! We actually did it!”
39. “That’s rough buddy.”
40. “You know I love you, but stop making me into memes.”
41. “I didn’t say KILL him!”
42. “So… this is a date, yeah?”
44. “Please don’t leave me.”
45. “I made a promise and I’ll be damned if I don’t keep it.”
46. “Here! Let me kiss it better.”
47. “ ‘Don’t worry,’ you said. ‘It’ll be fine,’ you said.”
50. “Not to be dramatic or anything, but you are literally the most beautiful person that has and will ever walk the Earth.”
51. “Oh nothing, just planning on overthrowing the current king of England.”
“There is no king of England?”
52. “I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting that…”
53. “What is happening right now?”
54. “Wait you were serious?”
55. “Let’s be honest. This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”
59. “Lets poke it with a stick!”
60. “Stop looking at me like that.”
61. “Can you please just talk to me like a normal person?!”
62. “Some things are meant to be.”
64. “Did you just grab my ass?”
66. “You taste like raspberries.”
67. “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see anything.”
68. “If you tell anybody, no one will find your remains.”
69. “C’mon give me a chance!”
70. “I can’t breathe right now!”
71. “Here, take my jacket.”
72. “You’re wrong and I’m gonna prove it.”
73. “I-I’m not c-crying, shut up.”
74. “This was your idea!”
75. “You so owe me for this!”
76. “You’re my soulmate?”
77. “Quick, hide in that closet!”
78. “Shit, that’s a lot of blood…”
79. “I love you, I love you, I love you, oh my gosh I love you!”
80. “Get off your cute ass and help me!”
81. “I’m sorry I upset you.”
82. “I’ve watched every episode of Hell’s Kitchen, of course I know how to cook.”
84. “You just tried to kill me!”
85. “You… you drugged my coffee?!”
86. “Listen, that is definitely not normal.”
88. “Last time I am ever get into the car with you!”
89. “We should totally make out now.”
“No! You’re gonna do something, I know it!”
91. “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”
“I didn’t think you’d actually do it!”
93. “You… you wouldn’t understand, okay?”
94. “This is all your fault.”
95. “It’s lonely here without you.”
96. “That wasn’t subtle. Like at all.”
97. “You can’t hide in your room forever.”
98. “Maybe I just really like you!”
99. “You’re my home now.”
100. “Didn’t know you wanted to get into my pants that badly.”