Now, this is my idea of fun.

This is an RP blog for a RED Sniper TF2 character based on Percival McLeach from Disney's Rescuers Down Under. He's a Spencer's goanna splice and a known poacher. Approach at your own risk. This blog may become NSFW for violence and smut. Mod is over 18. Follow at your own risk. BLOG IS ON SEMI-HIATUS UNTIL DEC. 23 M!A: None active (accepting) Status: Awake

[seducing-french-gentlemen]

"Oi, Jock. What yeh been up to? Ain't seen yeh sniffin' around lately an' I was startin' t' worry." Percy casually picked his nose with his pinky as he waited for an answer, but he didn't seem to be really too fussed either way.

"Percy, my friend." Jacques briefly flicked his gaze over the other man, giving a small smile and eye roll to the usual uncouth nature of this Sniper. "I was on temporary transfer for a mission. It feels nice to be settling back in, though. You doing alright?"

[percivalmcleach]

"Eh, I'm all right. Finally startin' t' warm up a bit. ...Surprised you're still around. Figured yeh would've found some fancy French dancer an' run off to Morocco under a fake name." He yawned, pulling his coat tighter against the chill. "You're crazy enough t' sign on for another stretch huh?"

[seducing-french-gentlemen]

"Morocco's not really my speed." He snorted. "No, no, I actually quite enjoy my work. The travel, the thrill.. I was in a rut for so long, but I'm good at what i do." Jacques adjusted his tie, loosening it just slightly before leaning back. "I could say the same about you. Figured you'd be out in some creek or the middle of nowhere with water property and some quiet."

[percivalmcleach]

"Unfortunately, that kinda land don't come cheap. Besides, food's free an' I get paid t' kill a bunch of bloody wankers with big heads. It's way better'n poachin' emus." He yawned again, then shook himself aggressively to try to wake himself up. "Seein' anybody lately?"

[seducing-french-gentlemen]

"Oi, Jock. What yeh been up to? Ain't seen yeh sniffin' around lately an' I was startin' t' worry." Percy casually picked his nose with his pinky as he waited for an answer, but he didn't seem to be really too fussed either way.

"Percy, my friend." Jacques briefly flicked his gaze over the other man, giving a small smile and eye roll to the usual uncouth nature of this Sniper. "I was on temporary transfer for a mission. It feels nice to be settling back in, though. You doing alright?"

[percivalmcleach]

"Eh, I'm all right. Finally startin' t' warm up a bit. ...Surprised you're still around. Figured yeh would've found some fancy French dancer an' run off to Morocco under a fake name." He yawned, pulling his coat tighter against the chill. "You're crazy enough t' sign on for another stretch huh?"

[percivalmcleach]

I can't believe I've been in this bloody shithole for 10 years...

[percivalmcleach]

Percy had to let out a snort of laughter. "Yeah, a bad ex... Except yeh can't get a protection order against 'em." He shrugged and looked at Vinzenz expectantly. Usually, whenever Medics came sniffing around, they were looking for body parts or experiment subjects. This one smelled even more like blood than most. He could practically taste it when the man exhaled, like he was even more blood thirsty than Percy himself. Surely he couldn't just be looking for idle conversation, right? The splice was never that lucky.

[percivalmcleach]

I can't believe I've been in this bloody shithole for 10 years...

[itsvinzenzdarling]

Vin offers him a beer. "Congratudolences. You look like you need this."

[percivalmcleach]

Percy took the beer and drained it in one go. “Ah, thanks, mate. I needed that. Ugh. I shoulda gone back t’ school. Who’m I kiddin’? I shoulda gone TO school.”

[itsvinzenzdarling]

Should he be concerned that he polished off a whole beer without so much as a cough or a hiccup? Yes. But he had no room to judge. Vinzenz sat next to the hybrid, cracking open one for himself. "I would say 'no time like the present,' but people might have a problem with a grown man sitting among youngster learning arithmetic," said he, with a chuckle. The beer sloshed when he took a drink. "Perhaps night classes? I prefer the evening myself, less energetic folks, nein?"

[percivalmcleach]

"Nights... would probably be okay in th' summer, I guess. So long's they don't blast one of those bloody air cons. I'm cold-blooded, so when th' temperature drops, so does all my energy." He pulled his long coat a bit tighter around himself and shrugged. "Anyway, I doubt this place'd give me th' time off."

[percivalmcleach]

I can't believe I've been in this bloody shithole for 10 years...

[itsvinzenzdarling]

Vin offers him a beer. "Congratudolences. You look like you need this."

[percivalmcleach]

Percy took the beer and drained it in one go. “Ah, thanks, mate. I needed that. Ugh. I shoulda gone back t’ school. Who’m I kiddin’? I shoulda gone TO school.”

[percivalmcleach]

I can't believe I've been in this bloody shithole for 10 years...

[percivalmcleach]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[percivalmcleach]

there was a package at one of mcleach's hideouts- a wrought iron safe with a trivial code to crack. within the safe was a state of the art cassette player, a small jar, and a chunk of something wrapped up tightly with garbage bags and smelling… fragrant. the cassette tape was primed to play as soon as the lizardman got the safe open, conveying the sounds of waves upon a beach- then a familiar, raspy voice. "Hey, so.... its been a while. Hopefully... you haven't... shot this recorder... in a paranoid fit... trying to... figure out... what's in... the safe here. Or... something..."

after a short pause and a seagull's cry, the message picks up again.

"I guess... I remembered... that donkey... that one time... while enjoying... a whalefall. Thought 'damn. shame McLeach... has bones... he would... probably like this.' So... here's me... remedying that. Not quite.. the same as... having it fresh... live on... the ocean floor... with the sharks... and the hagfish... and everything else... but... it should... probably keep. I dunno. Feed it... to Joanna... if you decide... you hate it. I don't really care." another pause, a bit more awkward this time. "You're probably wondering... why the hell... I sent... this fuckin' thing... how... it got to you... bunch of stuff. Second thing first- Teleporters Don't question it. First thing second... I dunno. Consider this... an elaborate... 'wish you were here'... kind of card. It's busy over here... but at least... its always warm... yknow? Good sun... when I am... close enough... to the surface... to feel it..."

a few more seconds of waves picked up where Prawn had uneasily trailed off. "Hhhh. ah. Fuck it. Who gives a fuck. Go to Guam... if you want... more callimari. Or don't. Offers open." And with that the tape clicks off.

within the garbage bag was, supposedly, the promised chunk of meat, pale and fatty as whales are want to do. Perhaps a sperm whale by the skin, but hard to tell.

within the jar, maybe once a small jam jar, was a photo

@squidmanalamort

"Guam?" Percy muttered to himself, eating the rather pungent meat as he listened to the tape. It only took him listening twice for his fuzzy brain to string the words together into meaningful sounds. It was still cool outside, but people would insist on disturbing his sleep with their shenanigans and there would be no further rest for the poacher.

He rubbed his face tiredly and yawned, turning his face towards the weak winter sunlight again. "Guam... Well, I may as well. Gonna be no good here until it's bloody warm out." At least now he knew where his roommate/occasional mate had disappeared to.

Leaving a note for anyone who would come looking for him when February became March, he packed a bag and headed for the airport. Some tropical sun and a nice day on a private beach would do him some good.

[zhedoktorisin-sane]

((between work and family stuff, i’m going to be relatively inactive. i’ll try to pop in. feel free to leave memes or asks while i’m out. i’ll answer as many as i can. i can use the distraction…))

[percivalmcleach]

@sumfuifuturus

His tongue flicked out and his brow furrowed as he scented a strange musk in his territory. He was not happy to find it in his safe haven again. Scowling, he casually slouched behind a large rock, using the cover to slip into a hidden burrow to wait. If it pursued him, he would know it was an enemy.

[percivalmcleach]

“Neh. Plenty of burrows t’ find out here. Plus th’ abandoned mines an’ quarries. More places t’ hide th’ bodies...” he trailed off, his voice dropping into a growling sort of warning hiss. 

He edged a bit closer, his sharp claws scraping over the rock wall as he felt his way forward. “Yeh wanna talk, so talk, while yeh still have that tongue of yers t’ lie with.”

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑺𝑨𝒀 '𝑰 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼'.

❛  you make me complete.  ❜ ❛  i'm nothing without you.  ❜ ❛  you are the light of my life.  ❜ ❛  i'm so lucky to have you by my side.  ❜ ❛  you mean the world to me.  ❜ ❛  you always know just how to make me smile.  ❜ ❛  you're my favorite person on this whole planet.  ❜ ❛  i love you more than coffee, and that's saying a lot.  ❜ ❛  i don't want to live in a world where you aren't with me.  ❜ ❛  you really have no idea how much you mean to me, do you?  ❜ ❛  every single day i fall a little more for you.  ❜ ❛  i want to spend the rest of my life with you.  ❜ ❛  you'll always have a place in my heart.  ❜ ❛  you mean so fucking much to me.  ❜ ❛  you're the best thing that has ever happened to me.  ❜ ❛  you're a beautiful person, inside and out.  ❜ ❛  i'm here for you ... always.  ❜ ❛  i would do anything just to see you smile.  ❜ ❛  i'm completely lost without you.  ❜ ❛  life would be boring without you.  ❜ ❛  sometimes i look at you and wonder how i got so lucky.  ❜ ❛  you're amazing just the way you are.  ❜ ❛  no matter what, i'll always have your back.  ❜ ❛  you and i make a wonderful team.  ❜ ❛  every time i see you, i fall in love all over again.  ❜ ❛  i'm not scared of anything except losing you.  ❜ ❛  you take my breath away.  ❜ ❛  i love you more than words can say.  ❜ ❛  love might be hard, but with you, it seems easy.  ❜ ❛  you make me feel things i've never felt before.  ❜ ❛  you bring out the best in me.  ❜ ❛  you are my sunshine.  ❜ ❛  with you, i feel like everything is possible.  ❜ ❛  you're the love of my life.  ❜ ❛  when i'm with you, it feels like home.  ❜ ❛  i appreciate everything you do for me.  ❜ ❛  you are the most amazing person i have ever known.  ❜ ❛  you make me believe in love.  ❜ ❛  i love you with all my heart.  ❜ ❛  i am truly and unconditionally in love with you.  ❜

[percivalmcleach]

@sumfuifuturus

His tongue flicked out and his brow furrowed as he scented a strange musk in his territory. He was not happy to find it in his safe haven again. Scowling, he casually slouched behind a large rock, using the cover to slip into a hidden burrow to wait. If it pursued him, he would know it was an enemy.

[sumfuifuturus]

Tracking the man had been fun, though Ebner had grown tired of the chase. Any time he backed off the other would simply move to a new location, he found it tedious. It was time to push his hand. He had the cane, as he used it to walk but he was not wearing the braces. insurance if he needed to move quickly. being normal was no good, when you were dead. He entered and grimaced at the grime and remains in the cave. Dirty he wouldn’t be caught in such a hovel. Avoiding stepping on any bones he moved slowly into the entrance.

[percivalmcleach]

The skulking Sniper’s worst fears had been confirmed. He was being followed and one of his hidey holes had been compromised. He would have to close the entrance and dig another, if not vacate the area entirely until his scent went cold. 

Percy’s tongue flicked out, tasting the air the wind blew in from the mouth of the tunnel. It was a vaguely familiar scent, but no one he could put his finger on. Not that it much mattered. They would be an ex-person soon enough. 

[percivalmcleach]

@hosscatt @askengiecow 

Percy licked his thin lips as he slowly stalked up behind the lone Engineer. His belly rumbled, but there was an older, deeper hunger there as well. Food, that was easy to find. There were caches of meat buried everywhere and he was happy to eat them after they’d ripened a bit. But, as he flicked his forked tongue again, the Sniper chuckled deeply at the thought of the other appetites his teammate might sate. Of course, dinner was always a good fall back plan.

[askengiecow]

It was too damn hot out. Having worked up a decent sweat from hammering at his machines the Engineer opted to take a breather. Currently he was leaning against his dispenser, rubbing the sweat off his brow with a cloth. After a moment he removed his helmet, fanning himself.

“Mercy me… Folk gonna get sent through respawn with heatstroke.” He mumbled.

Having not heard his teammate approaching at first he was startled by the deep chuckle, whirling around with his wrench raised until he saw who it was.

“Oh…hey there, uh Sniper.” He said, cautiously lowering his wrench. He hadn’t really socialized with many of the teams Snipers(or too many other teammates for that matter).

“You uh, needing the dispenser here?” He asked, studying the man behind the safety of his goggles. Something about the other seemed…off.

[percivalmcleach]

“Nah, don’t need a dispenser, mate.” He had a thin smile on his lips as he chuckled again. He sidled a bit closer, just short of looming over the poor man. “But, well, maybe yeh could help me anyway.” Fanning himself with his trench coat, he purposely wafted his musk towards the smaller merc. He was sure that the man would smell the rather obvious scent signals. Now, whether he would bolt like prey or not would decide Percy’s next move. 

[askengiecow]

Raising a brow Taurie looked up at the Sniper as he scooted up close to him. He didn’t look injured..

“Help? Ah’ll do what ah can. What’s the problem pardner?” He asked.

As the other fanned himself none too discretely Taurie was caught off guard by the scent. It was..odd. It made him feel wary, but not necessarily in danger.

The Engineer didn’t run, instead snorting and leaned back slightly.

Yep, something was definitely off about his teammate…

“It is pretty hot, ain’t it? Wish we had a way to cool off.”

[percivalmcleach]

“Nah, mate. I love it hot. That’s when I come alive.” He couldn’t hold his own temperature, so he thrived in hot climates. Of course, if it got too hot, he had a swimming hole and several burrows, but he wouldn’t tell this stranger that. 

“I was actually lookin’ t’ get things a little... hotter.” He licked his lips lewdly, then grinned, flashing his double row of sharp teeth. 

[percivalmcleach]

@hosscatt @askengiecow 

Percy licked his thin lips as he slowly stalked up behind the lone Engineer. His belly rumbled, but there was an older, deeper hunger there as well. Food, that was easy to find. There were caches of meat buried everywhere and he was happy to eat them after they’d ripened a bit. But, as he flicked his forked tongue again, the Sniper chuckled deeply at the thought of the other appetites his teammate might sate. Of course, dinner was always a good fall back plan.

[askengiecow]

It was too damn hot out. Having worked up a decent sweat from hammering at his machines the Engineer opted to take a breather. Currently he was leaning against his dispenser, rubbing the sweat off his brow with a cloth. After a moment he removed his helmet, fanning himself.

“Mercy me… Folk gonna get sent through respawn with heatstroke.” He mumbled.

Having not heard his teammate approaching at first he was startled by the deep chuckle, whirling around with his wrench raised until he saw who it was.

“Oh…hey there, uh Sniper.” He said, cautiously lowering his wrench. He hadn’t really socialized with many of the teams Snipers(or too many other teammates for that matter).

“You uh, needing the dispenser here?” He asked, studying the man behind the safety of his goggles. Something about the other seemed…off.

[percivalmcleach]

“Nah, don’t need a dispenser, mate.” He had a thin smile on his lips as he chuckled again. He sidled a bit closer, just short of looming over the poor man. “But, well, maybe yeh could help me anyway.” Fanning himself with his trench coat, he purposely wafted his musk towards the smaller merc. He was sure that the man would smell the rather obvious scent signals. Now, whether he would bolt like prey or not would decide Percy’s next move. 

[percivalmcleach]

@hosscatt @askengiecow 

Percy licked his thin lips as he slowly stalked up behind the lone Engineer. His belly rumbled, but there was an older, deeper hunger there as well. Food, that was easy to find. There were caches of meat buried everywhere and he was happy to eat them after they’d ripened a bit. But, as he flicked his forked tongue again, the Sniper chuckled deeply at the thought of the other appetites his teammate might sate. Of course, dinner was always a good fall back plan.

[percivalmcleach]

@sumfuifuturus

His tongue flicked out and his brow furrowed as he scented a strange musk in his territory. He was not happy to find it in his safe haven again. Scowling, he casually slouched behind a large rock, using the cover to slip into a hidden burrow to wait. If it pursued him, he would know it was an enemy.

[percivalmcleach]

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