[ryan-potter]

Henry Cavill implying he has sex for his cardio workout

[bagelbitemarks]

airing our dirty laundry on tv… rude

[drsharktopus]

Let’s do cardio

[homoslovenc]

Ok but imagine doing cardio with him….like bitch how you even survive that?

[jazeth]

me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

[funneeb]

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

[jodiefoster]

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

[salty-red-mage]

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

[danger]

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[noahkalina]

20171014

[meanplastic]

[sashayed]

BoJack Horseman 4x06, “Stupid Piece of Sh*t”

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

How is this so real

[julesville]

[jeliyfish]

[comparingmeerkats]

plant lamp holder ↪ discount code: sherry15

[maryjblige]

[richbostonbeans]

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this picture is older than the universe