have fun and be urselfie

[beachtownpussy-deactivated20220]

when the only way out is through

[hotvampireadjacent]

i just remebered the jeremy renner app

[guerrillatech]

[homofied]

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

pride flag for girls who only smoke other people’s weed

[wreakit]

[catchymemes]

[danhumphrey]

[avvocarlo]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[lovesickbrat]

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

[lesbiskammerat]

So Is china bad or good?

me asking a random tumblr idiot to summarise complex geopolitical situations in 4 letters or less

[corvid-420]

Toot or Boot: a 2,000 year-old civilization made up of 1.7 billion people and over a hundred ethnicities

[10000draculas]

[deaddolin]

[kristina100000]

My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

im at work