Road Trip - Jercy
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âDude, youâre lost,â Jason said.
âI am not,â Percy insisted. âI know exactly where we are. Iâm just taking theâthe scenic route.â
Jason raised his eyebrows at the sparse desert landscape outside the car windows.
âWell, why donât you try giving me better directions?â Percy said defensively. He tapped his fingers impatiently against the steering wheel.
âNot much point now, is there?â Jason said. âThereâs only a straight road to follow.â He groaned, imagining the smug expressions that were sure to be on Piper and Annabethâs faces when they finally met up with them in L.A. It had taken a great deal of convincing to talk the girls into flying there directly and letting Jason and Percy take a road trip downâboys onlyâon their own.
âTheyâre so getting lost,â Piper had said when theyâd dropped her and Annabeth off at the airport.
âWanna bet?â Percy had challenged.
Annabeth had just smirked as she and Piper got out of the car.
Jason was not looking forward to the I told you soâs they were sure to face from the pair of them.
âWe shouldâve gotten a sat nav,â Percy muttered.
âMonsters,â Jason reminded him. âRemember what happened to Frank when he used one driving to Vancouver last month?â
Percy winced. Frankâs car hadnât survived that journey. Neither had the sat nav. Monsters evidently tracked GPS signals even better than they did cell phones.
Jason sighed and took off his glasses to clean them on his shirt. When he put them back on and looked up, he did a double take.
âLook out!â he yelled.
Too late, Percy slammed on the brakes and jerked the steering wheel to the right. The donkey that had appeared out of nowhere in front of their windscreen brayed and almost went splat. Their car swerved and slammed into a cactus. The airbags went off, ballooning painfully into Jasonâs nose. It wasnât quite like the bricks people kept chucking at him, but it came close.
Still, he hadnât gotten himself knocked out. Always a bright side.
âOw,â came Percyâs voice, muffled behind his air bag.
Jason reached for the car door and carefully inched himself out of the seat. The hot desert air hit him in the face like an ovenâs blast.
Outside, the donkey lay on its side, its chest rising and falling with obvious effort. The fender of their poor Subaru Impreza was crumpled up against the cactus, with spiky thorns sticking out all over the hood, which was smoking faintly.
Percy cursed as he emerged from the driverâs seat, his hand over his nose. âIt came out of nowhere, I swearâoh gods. Are you okay?â
âYeah,â Jason began, but realised quickly that Percy wasnât talking to him. The donkey let out a soft, braying moan, and for one ludicrous moment, Jason thought Percy was talking to it (hey, the guy could speak horseâdonkey couldnât be that far off, right?) Then Percy crouched down, disappearing behind his side of the car as though bending over someone.
Jason hurried over to the other side. A teenage girl with black pigtails and a ferocious scowl lay by the side of the car, blinking up at them. Percy tried to help her to sit up, but she batted his hand away and pushed herself to her feet without assistance.
Jason would have found her strange no matter whatâafter all, who appeared out of nowhere on a donkey in the middle of the desert?âbut her garb compounded the weirdness. She seemed to be wearing a sackâat least it was a squarish tunic that looked like it was made of burlap. With her long neck and the even longer face she was pulling, she had a distinctly horsey look.
Percy scratched the back of his neck. âCorrect me if Iâm wrong, but did you just appear in front of our car riding a donkey?â
âIâll appear wherever I want with whomever I please!â snapped the girl. âWhat do you have against donkeys?â
âNothing!â Jason held up his hands. âWe didnât mean to, uhââ He glanced helplessly at Percy. âPlease tell me we didnât actually hit them.â
âYou didnât,â said the girl. She jumped to her feet and snapped her fingers. On the other side of the car, the donkey got to its feet, took a few steps towards them, swayed a little, and fell over again. âHopeless. A little scare and he keels over every time. Well.â She turned back to Jason and Percy, hands on her hips. âSince youâve scared the living daylights out of Dobbin, how are you going to appease me?â
âAppease âŠ?â The realisation hit him like a ton of those damn bricks Jason hated. âYouâre a goddess.â
âWell, of course I am! Epona, goddess of horses, thatâs me.â
âUm. But thatâs a donkey.â Jason pointed to the concussed animal.
Epona glared at him. âSo?â
âSo whereâs your horse?â Percy looked confused. âAnd I thought my dad was god of horses?â
Epona sniffed. âYou must be a brat of Poseidon. Just like him, too. Creates horses, sure, and then forgets all about them. Leaves it to me to care for them and protect them.â
âHey, I treat horses okay!â Percy protested. âYou can ask my Pegasus.â
âYour Pegasus!â Epona drew herself up. She wasnât very tall, but her posture was so regal, she seemed to add a foot to her height simply by straightening up. âThatâs just like Poseidon, acting like theyâre your propertyââ
She looked ready to take a swing at Percyâwhich, as these things often went, would more likely miss and hit Jason instead.
âOkay, stop!â Jason held up his hands between Percy and Epona. âGoddess, we apologise.â
Percy gave him an incredulous look. Jason tried to signal with his eyes that it wasnât the best idea to mess with a goddess, even one so minor that he as the Pontifex Maximus charged with building shrines to them all (okay, so it was a self-declared missionâit still counted!) hadnât come across yet.
âWe really didnât mean to scare your donkey. Is there anything we can do?â
In retrospect, he should have know better than to ask.
Eponaâs eyes gleamed. âThere is one thing that will revive Dobbin once heâs had a shock.â
And as she started elaborating about a rejuvenating weed found at the bottom of a magic lake, Jason wished heâd just kept his mouth shut.
âLet me get this straight,â Percy said. âYou want us to find a lake in the middle of a desert and find some magic weed at the bottom?â He ticked off each task on his fingers as he spoke. âWhy does this sound like another impossible quest to me?â
âProbably because it does,â Jason muttered, still cursing inwardly that heâd even offered. They had a smoking car and Juno knew how many miles to cover to get to L.A. A quest was not on the to-do list for the day.
He should have just offered to build a shrine or something for Epona. He was already doing a dozen a month, what more was another? Actually, maybe he should just offer âŠ
âAre you sure we couldnât build you a shrine? Or even a temple?â
âYeah.â Percy jumped at the idea immediately. âMy bro hereâs your man for a temple. Much better than some stinking weed.â
Eponaâs mouth twisted in a smug, satisfied smile. âA temple will do nicely,â she said. âAfter you retrieve the Glaukos Weed.â
Great. Now they had two jobs. Jason rubbed the bridge of his nose, trying to find a different excuse. âButâbut we donât have any transport. I mean, we just totaled our Subaru. How are we going to get to this lake of yours?â
âAh, yes.â Eponaâs smile grew wider, becoming almost alarming in its horse-like ferocity. âHow silly of me.â
She snapped her fingers.
Jason blinked.
Where Percy had been standing was now a magnificent black stallion with a messy mane and glassy green eyes.
âIâll teach you to disrespect horses, son of Poseidon,â Epona sniffed.
Percy the horse let out a series of sputtering neighs. Jason didnât speak horse, but he would swear on his fatherâs master bolt that none of what Percy had just uttered was fit for innocent ears.
Epona smirked and turned to Jason. âWell, then. You asked for transport. I take it you know how to ride?â
âGoddess,â he said hesitantly, âwe still donât know where this lake isââ
And we havenât been doing great with directions so far today, he wanted to add.
âYour horse should be able to lead you to water,â Epona said, her voice thick with irony. âGo on, then. If you return successfully, Iâll change him back.â She considered the smashed-in Subaru. âAnd Iâll fix up the car into the bargain. Two-for-one. You did offer me a shrine, after all.â She tossed her head and smiled like she was appreciating her own generosity.
Jason didnât have much of a choice. He supposed he could always attempt to blast Epona with lightning, but that wouldnât turn Percy back to normal. And quite frankly, heâd had enough of blasting goddesses.
âRight,â he said. He gripped a handful of Percyâs maneâPercy whinnied grumpilyâand swung himself onto his back. âGiddyap.â
Percy turned his horsey head to give Jason a distinctly unhorse-like glare. Then he sprang into a raging gallop.
Percy the horse was a much better driver than Percy in person. Or was Jason the driver, since he was riding horseback? Not that he was steering or anything.
Either way, they raced purposefully across the desert sand. There was no saddle, but Jason kept his balance easily, his hands wound into Percyâs thick mane and his thighs gripping Percyâs silky coat firmly.
âYouâre not half bad as a horse, bro,â he commented.
Percy gave a snort that he was fairly sure translated into, Shut up.
âYou sure you know where youâre going?â
The snort became an irritated whinny.
It turned out he did. Either Percyâhorse or personâhad a natural affinity for tracking water, or Epona had implanted a GPS (one that didnât attract monsters, thank Jupiter) along with his transformation, because soon enough, the dark sliver of a lake came into view. Percy trotted up to its edge and neighed softly.
Jason slid off his back. âThis would be easier if I could understand you.â
Percy stuck his head under the surface of the water, lifted it back out, and looked pointedly at Jason.
âYouâre saying look inside?â
Jason had never seen a horse roll its eyes before, but Percy somehow managed to pull it off.
âOkay, here goes.â He knelt by the lake and peered at the surface. It was dark and murky despite the desert sun shining down on it. Jason wasnât crazy about the idea of sticking his head into some strange body of waterâespecially not one recommended by a crazy horse goddessâbut Percy had just done it with no harm done, so he followed suit. The moment his head broke the surface, everything under water became crystal clear. He could see all the way to the bottom, which sparkled as though the sun was shining right through, illuminating the deepest corners. The Glaukos Weed Epona had described to them lay on the lake bed, its fronds drifting lazily up towards the surface.
âLooks easy enough,â Jason said, lifting his head back out of the water. âI guess we just dive in and grab some?â
Percy shook his man vigorously, spewing water all over Jason.
âDude!â He supposed it didnât matter since heâd be getting all wet anyway if he dived in, but still.
Percy neighed.
Jason sighed. âI still canât understand what youâre saying. We should have done this the other way round. At least you can understand horsesâno, Jupiterâs jowls, what am I saying, I donât want to be a horse!â
Percy gave a soft snort.
âThough I guess youâd handle swimming for weeds better than me with your Aquaboy stuffââ The horse gave him the evil eye, which he ignored. Did horses swim? He couldnât remember. âYou couldnât make the water push up some of that Glaukos Weed by any chance?â
Percy stared at the lake surface intently, like he was trying. Nothing happened. The lake stayed obstinately opaque.
âOh well,â Jason said. âOkay, Iâm going in.â
He briefly considered harnessing a venti as an oxygen mask, but summoning up a breath of wind in this stifling desert heat was going to take way too much time and energy. Besides, the lake didnât look too deep. He could just hold his breath. Dive in, get outâhow hard could it be?
Jason removed his glasses, took a deep breath, and dived.
He got to the bottom without issue. It was when he got his hands on the Glaukos Weed that things started to get dicey. The Glaukos Weed did not like being harvested. Jason yanked on it ⊠and the plant yanked back.
Vines sprang up around him, wrapping themselves around his wrists and ankles. Bubbles trailed from Jasonâs mouth as he struggled against their grip. A particularly hardy frond smacked his back so hard, it knocked the remaining air from his lungs. He gulped reflexively and took in a choking swallow of stale lake water. Spots danced before his eyes as he gasped for air that wouldnât come.
Styx and Lethe, he should have just summoned the venti.
Above him, a large, dark shape plunged into the lake. Percy the horse was coming for him, legs flailing awkwardly but determinedly through the water. His head arched forward, black mane streaming back along his neck. Percyâs teeth were bared and his eyes gleamed as he let out a burbling neigh. Jason didnât need to speak underwater horse to know that Percy was yelling, âNot my man, you blasted plant!â
It was the most beautiful sight Jason had ever seen.
I guess horses can swim after all, Jason thought groggily.
A thick and surprisingly solid frond hit him in the head and he blacked out.
Something was licking his face. Jason groaned and reached up to slap it away. His arms wouldnât move. They were like Imperial gold bricks, too heavy to lift.
The next thing he knew, hands were compressing his chest, forcing water from his lungs.
He threw up.
âThank Olympus!â
Jason opened his eyes, coughing and wiping his mouth. Percy was squatting next to himâhuman Percy, looking greatly relieved to see Jason awake.
âYouâre not a horse any more?â Jason asked weakly.
Percy shook his head and held out a handful of limp, flat Glaukosweed. Out of the water, it looked like a harmless patch of seaweedânothing like strong creepers that had had him in a stranglehold.
âI had to bite it off to get you untangled,â Percy explained. âAfter I dragged you outta there, I wasâwell, I tried to get you to come round, and I think I accidentally swallowed some, and thenââ He gestured at his own de-horsed body.
âHuh,â Jason said. He suddenly remembered the sensation of a rough, wet tongue running over his face. âWait, did youâbefore you turned back, I mean, were you âŠ?â
Percyâs face went scarlet. âHorse reflexes,â he muttered.
âHuh,â Jason said again. His own cheeks felt embarrassingly warm.
A loud snap made them both jump. Epona appeared out of thin air, atop Dobbin the donkey, who was now wearing a bridle and harness, to which their car was attached. Despite not having partaken in the Glaukos Weed Epona had claimed he needed, Dobbin looked plenty revived already.
âHorse reflexes, ha,â Epona said in a lofty tone. âWell, I see you figured out the Glaukos Weed. It reverses transformations. I thought it fitting for you to get yourself out of your fix.â
âYou mean you turned me into a horse and nearly got Jason strangled just toâto what?â Percy scratched his head, bewildered.
âTo teach you a lesson, of course. How do you like answering to a master as a horse? And I hope youâve also discovered that horses are well capable of achieving things humans canât!â
Jason thought she might have gotten things a bit backwards. It seemed like having a horse rescue Percy instead of Percy as a horse doing the rescuing would have better illustrated Eponaâs point. But he kept his mouth shut. He didnât want to give her any ideas.
âI never saidââ Percy began, but seemed to think the better of it.
Epona waved her hand towards the repaired car. âBe on your way, then. And donât forget my shrine, son of Jupiter.â
With another snap of her fingers, Epona and Dobbin vanished.
Jason and Percy got back into their newly-repaired car.
âSo,â Percy said. âLetâs not ever talk about that.â
âAgreed.â
He gave Jason a sidewise glance. âGlad youâre not strangled by gawky weeds, though.â
âGlaukos Weed,â Jason corrected automatically. Percy rolled his eyes and Jason smiled. âGlad youâre not a horse.â
Percy started the car and they got back on the road.
âAt least we have an ironclad excuse for being lateâthat doesnât involve getting lost,â Percy said after a while.
Jason gave him an incredulous look. âI thought you said we werenât going to talk about it? Youâre going to tell the girls what happened?â
âHades, no. Weâll just say we ran into a goddess along the way and made a little detour to help her out. Simple. No one got turned into a horse and no one got knocked out by crazy underwater plants.â
They exchanged a long, understanding grin. What happened in the desert was staying in the desert.
âYou know,â Jason said as the desert faded into the distance, âyou did make a pretty splendid stallion.â
âShut up, Grace.â















