rei 😒

riordanverse ur mom ahaha im so funny.

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alex n magnus?!

magnus : whos omori and why the fuck does it look like sunny?!?:?!2

alex : you fool.

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alex n magnus (cannon bcs i am rick riordan.)

magnus : idk why people celebrate video game character’s birthday as if you didnt fucking GOOGLE that shit to find out when it was alex, packing away his ‘happy birthday omori n sunny i love you’ card : so true i agree

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annabeth n percy watching someone play horror games!?#@>?@

percy : AHHSJFKBKJR WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT annabeth, who just took a sip of her drink : 

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grover n percy being cringe (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

grover : why the fuck did you have to play a video game inside the camp you asshole percy : SHUT THE FUCK UP I GOT XIAO NOW RUN

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alex n magnus ?!

alex : deez nuts magnus : good morning to you too, alex.

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hello.

welcome to hell who wants to get ICECREAM

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yes thats all have alex fierro 🤰🤚🤚

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nico : give up on ur dreams and die.

percy : what are u? the wallmart version of levi or sum💀🤚🤚

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piper : im,,, gay

jason : no shit ur obsession with frogs explained everything?????

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haha lmao here have my last riordanverse textposts

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alex fierro but make it a playlist

STUPID - ashnikko, yung baby tate

the cult of dionysus - the orion experience

judas - lady gaga

Bakugo! - kamil

hayloft - mother mother

blood // water - grandson

im yer dad - GRLwood

the queen of white lies - the orion experience

ugly - lilspirit

bad boy - danny gonzalez

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will : u know its hot outside when u go out & its hot 🥵‼️

nico : stop.

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12 y/o percy : these pics slap harder than my stepdad 🥵🤚

annabeth : 

percy : too much? got it

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magnus : pov - its the last day of 2020

alex : tf is wrong with u

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annabeth : tf should i title my essay PLS

percy : idk im not creative what

annabeth : 

percy : IM THINKING WAIT

annabeth : i already came up with one dumbass

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alex : my window is frozen-

alex : tf is happening??

alex : ice age 5??

magnus : elsa’s coming

alex : im gonna fuck her

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dumbass texts with dumbass friends as textposts lmao