Je suis le véritable père Duchesne, foutre!

@pere-duchesne

The damn patriotic furnace merchant in fucking flesh and blood! | Blog run by J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

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Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

#rp blog #intro post #hiii

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

My lifelong companion in the revolution. How wonderful it is to communicate with you.

Momoro,first printer of liberty

Momoro, my comrade in arms! What a delightful thing it is to re-encounter you.

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

le-vieux-cordelier-deactivated2

Hébert, you're really here... after I sent you to the guillotine.

Not a single drop of remorse? Well, I did not expect any less of the infamous Lantern Attorney. And to think you were the one crying and begging for the bloodshed to stop.

le-vieux-cordelier-deactivated2

Well, it's complicated to say the least. It was misguided at best

And you were in that mess as much as any of us. Don't play the saint, Desmoulins.

le-vieux-cordelier-deactivated2

I won't.

I don't think I am able to earn forgiveness by you or anyone else that I sent to the guillotine. I have too many sins.

Our wives went after us, I dare to regretfully say.

...I was made aware of that unfortunate event. Did you know? They say that both of them often sat together and comforted one another, could you even imagine?

We, like them... Both share the dame burdens, in a way.

is danton x hebert real i swear i’ve read wonderful pamphlets on it

I beg you pardon?

Could you please send me said pamphlets?

daaarkentries-deactivated202509

no i keep my sources a secret 🤫

I cannot allow such slanderous rumors about my person to spread like that. I must know where did they came from.

is danton x hebert real i swear i’ve read wonderful pamphlets on it

I beg you pardon?

Could you please send me said pamphlets?

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

le-vieux-cordelier-deactivated2

Hébert, you're really here... after I sent you to the guillotine.

Not a single drop of remorse? Well, I did not expect any less of the infamous Lantern Attorney. And to think you were the one crying and begging for the bloodshed to stop.

le-vieux-cordelier-deactivated2

Well, it's complicated to say the least. It was misguided at best

And you were in that mess as much as any of us. Don't play the saint, Desmoulins.

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

lesamisdupeuple

HAH! It was damn time you finally showed your face, your damn bastard! I wonder what panphlets you have this time under your sleeve!

…Hebert. It is quite nice to see another fellow cordelier again. Welcome.

Oh my! What a surprise! It is you, Hebert!! How have you been, my friend?

He seems rather startled by the sight of those familiar faces, once again nitid after years of being only foggy and distant memories.

...I see you still as boisterous as ever, don't you, Danton? Do not worry, as long as you keep that big mouth of yours under control, you have no reason to fear my writings.

He shrugs, directing his focus to the other two instead.

David, Marat. I must admit, it is a pleasure to be able to talk to both of you once again. Things have not been the greatest since, well, that unfortunate incident. I am glad to see that the afterlife was not as harsh on you, my friends.

lesamisdupeuple

Surprisingly, Marat extended his arm and placed a hand on Hébert’s shoulder. A soft but firm squeeze followed, and then a few brief pats. Was that… grimace of his actually meant to be a smile?

Meanwhile, Danton let out a hearty laugh.

Pff! When have I ever feared even for a second your writings? I was merely hoping they’d muse me a bit!

And just like that, Danton gave Hebert a playful shake... which promptly made Marat pull away, crossing his arms in a huff.

Alright, alright! Try not to be so brutish with Hébert!

But truly, I’m glad to see new faces each time. It’s been… a little lonely, I suppose.

That's correct, my friend! Back then, Marat and I could barely make it out of the house. But now? Oh, it’s entirely worth it!!

Hébert is taken aback by Danton's sudden touch, one could say he almost flinched. After taking a few seconds to recompose himself, he straightens his posture.

This setting of yours... May I ask how it came to be?

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

le-vieux-cordelier-deactivated2

Hébert, you're really here... after I sent you to the guillotine.

Not a single drop of remorse? Well, I did not expect any less of the infamous Lantern Attorney. And to think you were the one crying and begging for the bloodshed to stop.

My heart bleeds for your poor daughter 🥺🥺

So does mine, citoyen. There are days where I can't help but blame myself for her and Françoise's unfortunate fates; I remain immobile, blinded by a multitude of alternative scenarios despite the full awareness that there is nothing I can do. This is the biggest regret i carry with me, second only to not being able to provide a comfortable life for my poor mother in her old age.

But that is enough self-loathing. Scipion turned out to be a brilliant young woman, despite the circumstances.

(ooc: I might take a while to respond to the inbox but I will)

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

*audible sigh*

Hello, Hébert...

marquis-de-sade-official

He gasps.

Hello Hérbert!

Robespierre, de Sade... Well, I am thankful for the amiable salutation. Good time no see, eh?

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

lesamisdupeuple

HAH! It was damn time you finally showed your face, your damn bastard! I wonder what panphlets you have this time under your sleeve!

…Hebert. It is quite nice to see another fellow cordelier again. Welcome.

Oh my! What a surprise! It is you, Hebert!! How have you been, my friend?

He seems rather startled by the sight of those familiar faces, once again nitid after years of being only foggy and distant memories.

...I see you still as boisterous as ever, don't you, Danton? Do not worry, as long as you keep that big mouth of yours under control, you have no reason to fear my writings.

He shrugs, directing his focus to the other two instead.

David, Marat. I must admit, it is a pleasure to be able to talk to both of you once again. Things have not been the greatest since, well, that unfortunate incident. I am glad to see that the afterlife was not as harsh on you, my friends.

baddingtonbitch

made this in protest of censorship

Salut, my dear buggers!

It has been a fucking while since my name was on every damn citizen's mouth, so allow me to reintroduce myself. Name's Père Duchesne, I make furnaces for a living and denounce all those worthless bastards that dare causing any harm to the nation in my free time; yes, fuck, nothing in this damn world gives me more pleasure than beating those fools down and using my dirty tongue in favor of the good sans-cullotes! That being said, if there's anything you need this ol'fucker here to take care of, don't hesitate to send it to my inbox!

Author's Note:

Bonjour, messieurs,

Upon being informed of the existence of this site (and of certain individuals that seem to actively use it), I couldn't help but notice how its interface seems ideal for a more informal approach to my usual work, where I can quickly help my readers with more trivial matters and estabilish a genuine conection between them and Père Duchesne. Still, if the occasion calls for, I will be responding as myself.

Nonethless, I must admit that this platform still very much confuses me, and I have to yet fully grasp the manners and vocabulary that might be more apropriate to use in this particular setting. So please, pardon me for any faux pas I may end up commiting.

J. R. Hébert, Deputy Procurator of the Commune.

(Ooc: This is my first attempt of a roleplay blog. I've been wanting to do this for a while but never gathered the courage. I am rather shy, so I might take some time to be at ease.)

sackosulodtikagsakoron

GULLPPP HES HERE GUYS HES FINALLY HERE

Excuse me, dipshit.

Who the fuck do you think you are to greet me with such unprompted agressiveness?! You better be prepared, son of a bitch, unlike you I don't limit my hostility to lame ass imagery, I do the real deal, dammit.

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