Hey, it's my job to tell you this because my some delusional billionaire is upset because we aren't poisoning the earth fast enough:
You've been doing things with apps that break all the time but kinda work mostly for a few years now and we thought, what if we made a supercalculator and gave it anxiety and then charged you a subscription to use it. No? You didn't want to pay for our supercalculator with anxiety? What if we forced you to use our supercalculator with anxiety? What if we showed you ads about it constantly? Does that make you want to use our premium supercalculator with anxiety? Please? Don't let this stupid genocidal bubble pop! It would make the billionaires so sad!




















