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@perfect-assbutt-from-hell
PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like
Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point
i have an interview tomorrow!
seriously need one right now LMAO
i rly wanna work at that vegan cafe i applied to, please help me employment jely
kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja
me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:
That kid from the first arc with the mask
That dude from the first arc with the huge sword
His brother
Kakashi, I think
Orochimaru
I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times
Naruto
That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc
A math problem
Killer Bee
His brother, again
Gaara
I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once
Jiraiya I think
Tsunade, definitely
Literally all of the Akatsuki
Himself
18. op of this post
19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass
Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds
they have never played ANY sports at all
if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand
they don’t even lift
they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete
But why are white men loud
shouldnt they shut the fuck up already
me: texting him first is too desperate. in this age, a modern woman needs to be independent. i am a strong and busy lady. i will restrain myself, and keep myself an enigma.
me five seconds later: life is too short to not live your passions fully. i'm going to text first; i free myself from society's restrains. without risk there is no reward,
why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!
like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power
meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”
i guess brevity really is the soul of wit
shane "eat the rich" madej
Plagg only thinks of naps and camembert and I relate to that
Found the blank template here.
that moment when you try to get out of emo phase, but you still listen to metro station’s “shake it”
yo it's been 3 years
yo i have handcuff bruises and it ain't da police 😏
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
hamilton + queer andromeda couples
Ryder, what are you wearing?
My comedic genius is vastly unappreciated on twitter
— You have bad taste in men. — The worst.
