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first damn tumblr post in 3 years and it's at one of the last legs of the entire site
good stuff
what a world, everyone
if you’re making those “omg i wish i was dead lol :3 im such garbage fucking kill me” posts/jokes we aren’t cool
can u explain this to me
#why can’t people make these posts i don’t get it
because this shit is the completely opposite of funny to me. you can go ahead and say what you wanna say but after coming out of the psyche ward and being on suicide watch i gotta fucking admit it isn’t cute or funny in the slightest. if we are friends and you want to talk to me about thoughts of self harm or stuff like that, approach me one on one but if you’re on here making cutesy posts romanticizing suicide and joking about killing yourself, we are not cool. ever.
I liked tf2 for the many, many, hours I ashamedly played it, but the only tf2 killer that’s ever going to exist is tf2 itself because valve refuses to do anything substantial to that game anymore, and continues to create gamemodes and other auxiliary shit that no one cares about and they eventually stop updating
why does every anime fighter gotta have a title like
Jealous Eye D3
–Beyond: Minus–
TEST//INCARNATION
you have a group of grown men raised on South Park and Dane cook with no socialization skills outside of annoying other people for fun online since they were 13 that now get to annoy people online as adults over “the butt hurt” pretending that they are now, somehow, intellectuals on every political subject. like they’ve cracked some secret PC world wide conspiracy. it’s very strange
can we talk about how this website is so adverse to edginess in works of media? like do you guys remember dismaland? of course you do because your dashboard wouldn’t shut up about it for 2 weeks after it hit the news. right now we’re in the middle of jared leto’s misdirection with regards to what it takes to be the joker and people keep reusing the same joke format and they’re starting to totally miss the mark
i absolutely cannot wait for when the undertale fandom has the moment that homestuck fandom did when every portrayal of the characters will so out of character because people don’t play the game so they’ll be going off of tangentially related fancomics
WOA!!!
did boocanan, (famed ambient music producer) just release her second album RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE on acclaimed vaporwave label Pizzabox Society???
is this the greatest vaporwave album to ever exist, with features from Dezmo, Bonus Fruit, and up-and-comer Scenebuild?
and what does that cover have to do with the title?
all these questions (and more) will be answered in IRON LUNG, OUT NOW!!!
came back again to tell you to know your role, and get an xbox
i've never actually seen loss jpg or whatever please explain to me
this is a long story but its fucking great
okay so back in 2002 a man named tim buckley decided to start up a webcomic about videogames called ctrl+alt+del. this was its first strip
fucking stunning writing, i know. now it was early days, so you could argue that tim was just getting started, but the level of humor rarely went higher than this. despite proclaiming to be about videogames, the strip tended to focus more upon the idiotic antics of ethan (guy on the right), lucas (guy on the left), lilah, a female character introduced later on and zeke, a xbox robot ethan makes later on in order to be Wacky
the “comedy” usually came from ethan pretty much being so constantly a problem that it’s a wonder any of the characters hung around him at all, let alone extended periods of time. jokes were largely a set up followed by violence as the punchline, which might not be so bad if it wasn’t tim buckley’s go to punchilne when he couldn’t think of anything actually funny (which was a lot of the time). and it continually got worse as ethan continued to constantly be a burden to all his friends, yet they inexplicably couldn’t stop liking him and bowing to his every whim, even lucas, the alleged straight man to ethan’s manchild, and lilah, introduced as a No Nonsense Girl Gamer somehow becoming his boyfriend
in case you haven’t gotten it yet, ethan is very clearly tim buckley’s self insert fantasy.
the thing is, despite the comic being very obviously bad, it was REALLY popular. like it was an absolutely huge thing. teen boys absolutely lapped up the tired jokes and sitcom cliches and thats not even getting into the absolutely DIRE chef brian comics. actually no you know what i will go into them. here
this was about 2 years after the first strip, and you can start to see the art and comedy style that would come to define ctrl+alt+del as tim buckley pretty much officially gave up on putting effort into his comic
this was literally how he put together his comics: drawing hundreds of predrawn graphics and then sticking them into 4 panels
and since ctrl+alt+del was so popular, it REALLY went to tim buckley’s head. he refused (and really still refuses) to take any kind of criticism. he became very egotistical (he sued a fan for making a flash featuring the CAD characters) and there are some reports of him doing pretty shady things over the internet
and then he hit on his greatest idea
instead of sticking with comedy in a 4 panel strip format, he decided to introduce drama. characters growing up, getting married, learning responsibility…while STILL sticking rigidly to the comics newspaper esque 4 panel format.
everyone who knew CAD was awful was already making fun of tim desperately trying to introduce pathos into his verse of xbox robots and manchild antics, but his ego was bigger than it had ever been and he couldn’t be dissuaded, and in 2008 he had the storyline in which ethan and lilah get married, and lilah becomes pregnant
and then, just to ratchet up the drama, tim buckley decided lilah would miscarry.
the internet fucking lost it. a moment intended to carry great drama and meaning instead became the funniest unintentional comedy ever written. thousands upon thousands of edits and parodies were made (a sampling can be found here. some of them are pretty gross tho, being ripped from 4chan, so be careful) and its a moment thats become heavily engrained in internet/videogame culture. its gotten to the point where the most simplistic form of representing this comic (a series of straight lines) can be immediately recognisable as making fun of this strip
i didnt explain this in the greatest way and im sure someone can do it more elegantly since i skipped a few things but really the entire history of ctrl+alt+del is an amazing chronicle of one man’s ego